Commentary Panel

The Commentary Panel is a feature in every Worms game. It gives full detail of which Worm has been killed, whose move it is, and which weapon has been selected. It also appears when a Crate falls, when a team is out of the game, and when a Worm uses Skip Go in some games (e.g. Worms 4: Mayhem).

Weapons

 * A jewel from the heavens!
 * A Gift from the Gods!
 * Is it your birthday?
 * What's in the box?
 * First come, first served.
 * It's raining weapons!
 * A weapon crate!
 * Party time!
 * Christmas comes early!
 * This ain't no packed lunch!
 * Gift wrapped and ready to rock!
 * I wonder what it contains?
 * Can we tempt you with this?
 * Someone likes you...
 * Quick! A Weapon drop!
 * Lucky, lucky, lucky!
 * Cool things come in small packages.
 * Collect and destroy!
 * !!!OMG!!! 1T'S A CRATE! !!!LOL!!!

Health

 * This might save your bacon...
 * Grab this if you want to stay in the battle!
 * Red cross, worm happy.
 * Grab it while you can.
 * Collect or save, the choice is yours.
 * This'll get you pink again!
 * Attention injured worms, we have first aid!
 * Dr. Blessing's cure it all.
 * Dr. Valley's cure-all.
 * Just what the Doctor Ordered!
 * Certainly a healthy option...
 * Extra health never hurt any worm...
 * Very tempting...
 * Energy bundle!
 * Energy boost!

Utilities

 * Utility dispensed.
 * Tools for fools.
 * Special tools ahoy!
 * DIY Suppliment.
 * Interesting...
 * Collect or conquer?
 * Equipment drop!
 * A utility as a good as weapon!
 * Might be worth collecting?
 * All great moves start with a utility!
 * Invertebate abarratus!
 * Coo! That looks useful!
 * You might find this useful.
 * Snapper manna.
 * Top tools...

Mysteries

 * Suspect package incoming.
 * Good or bad, who knows?
 * Roll up for the Mystery Crate!
 * The enigma that is the Mystery Crate
 * Whoa whoa whoa Mysterious Crate

Poison
Here is a full list of sentences that show up in the Commentary Panel when a Worm Poisoned.

In the original Worms only "_ has been poisoned!" is present when a Worm Poisoned.


 * _ is ill.
 * _ is sick.
 * _ is stricken.
 * _ is bug ridden.
 * _ is poorly.
 * _ is hurting.
 * _ is suffering.
 * _ is feeling ropey.
 * _ is feeling a bit dodgy.
 * _ is nowhere healthy near right now.
 * _ is a bio-hazard.
 * _ has been poisoned!
 * _ has felt better.
 * _ has the dreaded lurgle.
 * _ has a fever.
 * _ has a virus.
 * _ needs medicine.
 * _ needs nursing.
 * _ needs to see a doctor.
 * _ needs medical attention
 * _ feels under the weather.
 * Avoid _, he has a virus.
 * _ won't be very popular at the pool.
 * _ needs a day off in bed.
 * Don't breathe in near _.
 * Yuk, stay well away from _

Death
Here is a full list of sentences that show up in the Commentary Panel when a Worm loses all HP or drowns.

In the original Worms only "_ is an ex-worm." is present when a Worm dies.

HP Loss

 * _ is dead.
 * _ is dead and buried.
 * _ is no more.
 * _ could take no more.
 * _ has gone.
 * _ is gone, but not forgotten.
 * _ is an ex-Worm.
 * _ is history.
 * _ shall be missed.
 * _ bit the dust.
 * _ takes a dirt nap.
 * _ didn't make it.
 * _ has kicked the bucket.
 * _ has passed away.
 * _ has ceased to be.
 * _ met their demise.
 * _ was rubbed out.
 * _ was no use anyway.
 * _ has been wasted.
 * _ has been terminated.
 * _ was eradicated.
 * _ deserved it.
 * _ was asking for it.
 * _ wasn't hard enough.
 * _ is knocking on heaven's door.
 * _ joins the great Worm in the sky.
 * _ is donated to medical science.
 * _ has turned up his toes.
 * _ is pushing up the daisies.
 * _ is 6 feet under.
 * _ is mourned.
 * Poor _
 * Awww, poor _
 * Shed a tear for poor _
 * Our sympathy for _
 * Have pity for _
 * So long _
 * It was nice knowing _
 * _ waved goodbye.
 * The dream is over for _
 * There's no way that _ will be winning the match!
 * A minutes silence for poor old _ please...
 * Will we ever forget _? Probably yes!
 * Say 'hi' to Elvis for us, _
 * It's about time _ got whacked!
 * _ has been erased!
 * _ is off fighting in the afterlife now...
 * _ has gone to the big Worm farm in the sky.
 * _ was wondering what went wrong!
 * _ was stealing oxygen anyway!
 * _ has been smoked!
 * _ will see you all on the other side.
 * _ has popped off to meet his maker!
 * _ has launched his last 'zook!
 * _ is currently on a handcart to Hell.
 * We will always remembered _... As useless!
 * Like to say it's been nice knowing you, _
 * _ has gone to a better place.
 * No more coffin dodging for _
 * Come on in, _. Your time is up!
 * _ joins the queue outside the pearly gates.
 * _ has turned stiff.
 * _ has been bumped off!
 * _ sprouts wings.
 * Follow the bright light, _

Drownings

 * _ has drowned.
 * _ couldn't swim.
 * _ is sleeping with the fishies.
 * _ is sleeping on the sea bed.
 * _ lies on the bottom of the sea.
 * _ is off in search of Atlantis.
 * Water way to go, _
 * Water surprise _ has gone!
 * _ swam like a brick.
 * _ swam like they fought!
 * _ is more than wet behind the ears!
 * _ has gone to marry a mermaid.
 * _ went in the drink.
 * _ took a nose dive.
 * _ sank like the Titanic.
 * _ is practising breathing water.
 * _ has slipped off the hook.
 * _ mistook water for land!

Eliminations
Here is a full list of sentences that show up in the Commentary Panel when a Team Eliminates.

In the original Worms only "_ has been eliminated!" is present when a Team Eliminates.


 * _ is history.
 * _ is no more.
 * _ is out!
 * _ is out of here!
 * _ is missing in action.
 * _ is faded away.
 * _ bit the bullet.
 * _ bit the dust.
 * _ shall be missed.
 * _ didn't make the grade.
 * _ could take no more.
 * _ fade away.
 * _ has been eliminated!
 * _ has fading away.
 * _ wasn't hard enough.
 * So long _
 * Our sympathy for _
 * It's too late for _
 * Have pity for _

Qualifications
Here is a full list of sentences that show up in the Commentary Panel when a Team Qualifies.

In the original Worms only "_ wins the round!" is present when a Team Qualifies.


 * Victory for _
 * Congratulations to _
 * Well done _
 * _ wins the round!
 * _ : Numéro Uno!
 * _ has been qualified!

Draw Round
Here is a full list of sentences that show up in the Commentary Panel when a Team Drawn.

In the original Worms only "Draw! All for 1." is present when a Team Drawn.


 * Draw! All for 1.
 * Game Drawn.
 * Game Drew.
 * Stalemate! It's a Draw.
 * There is a Draw.
 * There is a Drew.
 * The Game is a Drew.
 * The Game is a Draw.

Trivia

 * Some of the death commentaries are sympathetic, others are just ironic or sarcastic.
 * The Commentary Panel also reveals what weapon has been collected from a Crate, but only in offline games.
 * In Worms 4: Mayhem, on rare occasions, the Commentary Panel shows up and says "Turn back you coward!!" when the player flies the Super Sheep straight up into the sky or away from the map.
 * There is an innuendo in the sentence, "_ wasn't hard enough.", that was used in some games that are rated E for Everyone by the ESRB, such as Worms Armageddon, but was also used in other games that are rated T for Teens, such as Worms 4: Mayhem, which doesn't really make it an innuendo.
 * A similar "innuendo" is seen in the title screen of the SNES version of the original Worms, and it says, "How hard is your Worm?".