User talk:176.42.81.2

My very first meme.
Dear Orangitu and Oscuritaforze,

My friend here User:100.40.133.251 (his I.P. address changed, it is currently 100.40.137.208) creates his own weird, random, and funny "memes" about Worms on his own talk page. I enjoy reading his memes, but he's not so active anymore for now, he goes to school and he's very busy. He might be more active and continue making his memes during summer vacation. He also made some useful edits. Until summer comes, I have decided to make my own memes... For my own entertainment I guess. Please do not take this as vandalism. After all, I'm editing my OWN talk page, right? Leave a reply if you like, but please don't erase my memes.

Sincerely,

User:176.42.81.2

Dear User:100.40.137.208,

Is it okay if I use some of the main characters from your memes? I really liked your idea of the main characters (Donny, Leo, Omelette, etc.), but you might be upset if you saw me stealing your characters without permission. So in this meme, I will not use your characters. Leave a reply below, please. It's okay if you don't want me to use your characters... It's your choice. By the way, it doesn't really matter if I use your characters, because no-one else is reading these, and you stopped making memes for a while... Of course, it's still a decision you should make, if I should use these characters or not.

Sincerely,

User:176.42.81.2

(WARNING: This meme contains strong language, and so will the rest of my memes, if I make more. I censored the curse words, though.)

The Story of Worms
''Once upon a time, there were a bunch of... Worms. Who fought for no apparent reason. The most infamous and powerful known Worm Soldier is the legendary Boggy B, and his best friend (or possibly his younger brother), Spadge. Boggy B also has a younger sister named Suzette. However, although Boggy B was a legendary hero, he (and his best friend, Spadge) has a dark, cruel, cold, and heartless personality... Not to mention short-tempered. Like Spadge, Boggy B is aging. However, he's still the most powerful and infamous soldier, but he's not very heroic...''

''Boggy B has his own army, called "Team Boggy B". It's quite a small army, in fact, it's more like a team instead of an army. Either way, it is one of the most feared armies (or teams, whatever) known. Get ready for a wacky adventure to begin...''

Scout Worm: So... What should we do?

Scientist Worm: ...I don't know.

Scout Worm: Wanna grab a sandwich?

Scientist Worm: What kind of sandwich?

Scout Worm: I don't know.

''And that's it for today, folks! Good night!''

...

''Heh heh, just kidding. Alright, let's begin this story for REAL now.''

Scout Worm: Whatever, let's just grab a pizza instead.

Scientist Worm: Yeah, good idea! I love pepperoni and dirt together... What toppings do you want?

???: *spies on the two Worms*

Scout Worm: Dirt, pepperoni, some olives... I don't really like mushroom. To be honest, dirt is kinda overrated-

???: *jumps out of nowhere and attacks the two Worms before the Scout Worm finished his sentence*

Scout Worm: AHHH! Have mercy, I didn't do any-

???: SHUT UP!

Scientist Worm: Wait... Are you...

???: *fires a Bazooka at the Scientist Worm, wounding him*

Scout Worm: NOOOOO! That was my best friend! How could you?! Look, we didn't do anything!

???: SILENCE! Your pitiful, miserable life will soon be over for what you did.

Scout Worm: What? I SAID I DIDN'T DO ANY-

???: *chops the Scout Worm in half with a Battle Axe, and aims a Bazooka at the Scientist Worm, who is still breathing*

Scientist Worm: Ugh... I can't feel my tail... What happened... Wait... Huh? OH NO! PLEASE... DON'T SHOOT ME! *raises his hands*

???: You will pay...

Scientist Worm: Look... Boggy B... I'm sorry-

Boggy B: SHUT THE F*** UP! You betrayed me! I'm going to torture you so grotesquely, that-

Scientist Worm: You were about to betray me, anyway! What else could I do? I SAW you planning to kill me with your "friend" for absolutely NO reason.

''Woah... That Worm is actually Boggy B himself? Isn't that interesting.''

Boggy B: Alright, instead of torturing you for as long as I could, I'm just going to extirpate you so I can return to my base and save time. Goodbye, and good riddance! *summons a Concrete Donkey*

Scientist Worm (thinking to himself): This guy is crazy! *teleports away right before the Concrete Donkey hit him*

Boggy B: Come back here, you worthless wad of sh*t! *chases the Scientist Worm*

Meanwhile, at Boggy B's base where Team Boggy B resides...

Spadge: Boggy B should be here by now. Should I call him?

Clanger: Just wait a little more, he'll come eventually. I was told he was going to attend to some dirty work...

Spadge: What? He's blowing other Worms to bits without ME?!

Clanger: He said it's personal, in between him and... Whoever he's dealing with.

Spadge: *mumbles* Whatever.

Fluff: ...What to do now? With Boggy B gone, we can do anything.

Spadge: You know how Boggy B is. If he finds out about something he strictly forbids, he loses his mind and goes on a rampage that destroys 5% of the Earth. To be honest, I'm worried about him... He's showing signs of insanity and misery. And he becomes enraged far too easily, and he's very vengeful. He also seems to enjoy brutally torturing others, physically and emotionally. He claims to have never felt positive emotions in his entire life, and no-one has ever saw him smile ONCE. He's just not normal. I feel sorry for him. And what's with his freakish strength, speed, and intelligence? HE'S NOT A NORMAL GODDAMN WORM!

Clanger: Lots of Worms have freakish strength, speed, and intelligence, like us. But just not like Boggy B. He's special.

Fluff: Yes, but lots of Worms are also miserable, but not like Boggy B. He's "special", right? NO. He hates his life... I think. But you're right, though. Humans who think they're the strongest and most intelligent of all should see Boggy B... I hate humans.

Spadge: We all do, Fluff.

Suzette: Hi guys!

Clanger: BAH! What the?!

Suzette: Hee hee, sorry for scaring you...

Spadge: Oh look, it's Suzette again... Isn't that nice. Go away.

Suzette: Well, look who's grumpy today? I heard you guys talking about Boggy B, and you're right. We should do something to cheer him up, and without getting crushed or blown to bits.

Spadge: NO. We're not doing anything. Leave him the way he is, because he never cheers up. One time, he punched me in the face just because I called him a nimrod.

Suzette: Yes, I know, and I'm worried about my little brother...

Clanger: Little? He's six years older than you!

Suzette: Yeah, well I just like saying "little"...

Fluff: Please leave, Suzette. This room is for men only... And for those who don't have an immature mind.

Suzette: Hmph... Talk about rude. *leaves the room*

Spadge: I'm calling Boggy B. He should have been here by now.

Meanwhile, at the grassy fields where Boggy B attacked the two Worms...

Boggy B: I know you're here, d*ckhead. You found a very PATHETIC hiding spot. *blasts the bush where the Scientist Worm was hiding behind with Patsy's Magic Bullet*

Scientist Worm: ARGH!

Boggy B: Now, you're not running away. The time has come for my ultimate revenge... *aims a very powerful laser beam cannon at the Scientist Worm*

Scientist Worm: Wait... What happened to my friend?

Boggy B: Oh, that weak, foolish Scout? I chopped him to pieces. That's right, he's DEAD. What are you going to do about it?

Scientist Worm: ...What? You killed... You killed my...

Boggy B: SHUT UP, RECTUM! Prepare to die. *charges his laser beam cannon and fires at the Scientist Worm*

Scientist Worm: OH NO! AAAAAAAHHH-

To be continued...

Boggy B's Revenge
Previously, at the end of my very first meme...

Boggy B: Now, you're not running away. The time has come for my ultimate revenge... *aims a very powerful laser beam cannon at the Scientist Worm*

Scientist Worm: Wait... What happened to my friend?

Boggy B: Oh, that weak, foolish Scout? I chopped him to pieces. That's right, he's DEAD. What are you going to do about it?

Scientist Worm: ...What? You killed... You killed my...

Boggy B: SHUT UP, RECTUM! Prepare to die. *charges his laser beam cannon and fires at the Scientist Worm*

Scientist Worm: OH NO! AAAAAAAHHH-

''Apparently, Boggy B wants to exact revenge on these two Worms. He killed one of them, but what will happen to the Scientist Worm? Will he survive? What could these two Worms have possibly done to such a fearsome Worm Soldier like Boggy B? Let's find out... Enjoy reading my second meme!''

Scientist Worm: OH NO! AAAAAAAHHH-

???: *reflects the beam back at Boggy B, right before it hit the Scientist Worm*

Boggy B: *dodges the beam in time* Son of a b*tch! Who are you?! *the beam hits a fence, and a loud explosion is heard*

???: I won't let you kill this man... I am grateful to him.

Boggy B: Grateful? What could this imbecile have POSSIBLY done to make you grateful? Get out of the way. Or wait, how about you stay there, so I can eradicate you BOTH! *fires another beam*

???: *reflects the beam again, and Boggy B dodges it once more and another loud explosion is heard* Please, stop, and LISTEN! My name is Harry. The Scientist Worm that you're attacking is Jeremy. He's my younger brother.

Boggy B: Such bullsh*t. I'm going to make you vomit BLOOD! *charges at Harry and attempts to punch him in the gut*

Harry: YIPE! *barely manages to dodge the punch* Almost got me there... Anyways, LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE!

Boggy B: Sure, I'll leave him alone... Right after I blow him to PIECES! *picks up Harry, hurls him towards a metal pole, and punches Jeremy in the face, sending him flying to a distance and knocking him out*

Harry: Ugh... Leave... Him... Alo-o... *faints*

Boggy B: Finally... I can DESTROY you. *throws a Banana Bomb at Jeremy*

Jeremy: Ugh... What...? ARGH! *teleports to Boggy B right before the Banana Bomb explodes*

Boggy B: You little bast@rd...

Jeremy: Alright, you d*ck, I had ENOUGH! *punches Boggy B in the face*

Boggy B: GAH! You... YOU LITTLE MOTHERF***ING C*NT! I'M GOING TO- *specialized Team Boggy B phone rings* NOW WHAT?! *headbutts Jeremy, breaking his tooth, and answers the phone* What is it, you bothersome tw@t?!

Spadge (on phone): For God's sake, Boggy B, where are you? I've been calling you several times and you didn't answer!

Boggy B: I'm busy trying to slaughter this sh*thead, I'll come back soon.

Spadge (on phone): This would have been done much quicker if you brought me with you.

Boggy B: I said, I'LL COME BACK SOON! *hangs up*

Meanwhile, at Team Boggy B's base...

Spadge: Boggy B doesn't seem to be in such a good mood... As usual.

Clanger: You're never in a good mood, too. NONE OF US ARE!

Spadge: ...I know.

Fluff: What's taking him so long? What is Boggy B doing?

Spadge: He's just "busy trying to slaughter this sh*thead"... What a violent Worm.

Clanger: And who, exactly, is he talking about?

Spadge: I have no clue.

Fluff: I'm going to watch some television... Where's Clagnut and Boggy C?

Clanger: Clagnut is just outside, target practicing with Boggy C. Dennis is gone, too. Where is he?

Spadge: HE'S GONE, TOO?! UGH! I'm going to call him.

Fluff: Is "calling" the solution to everything?

Spadge: In this situation, yes.

Back at the battle between Boggy B and Jeremy...

Jeremy: Look... I'm sorry. I'm TERRIBLY sorry. I don't want to fight you. I've changed... I'm not that violent type of Worm anymore. Everyone fears you!

Boggy B: Grow some testicles. First, you betrayed me, which was enough to piss me off and attempt to annihilate you. But then, you punched me in the face. You think I'll forgive you? I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR TAIL OFF, AND THEN DECAPITATE YOU!

Jeremy: But then you headbutted me. THAT'S WORSE!

Boggy B: That's it, I've had enough. *summons an Armageddon* Good luck dodging all the asteroids. *teleports back to the base*

Harry: *regains consciousness* What... Why is the sky turning dark red... It's... A thunderstorm! Wait... ARE THOSE ASTEROIDS?! *loud thunder is heard, and asteroids start showering all over the place*

Jeremy: Boggy B summoned an Armageddon and teleported away! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Harry: Can't we just teleport away, too?

Jeremy: Oh, right... Okay, let's get out of- *before the two teleport away, two large asteroids hit both of them, killing them*

''Soon, the Armageddon ended, and the entire place was destroyed. It was just a grassy field with nothing but, well, grass... But it caused a lot of destruction. Luckily, no-one got hurt... Except for Jeremy and Harry. I feel quite bad for them, as if they didn't deserve this fate...''

Boggy B: *enters the base* I'm back... Finally.

Spadge: FINALLY! What happened?

Boggy B: I'll explain later. For now, I'm just going to say that I ended this fight... And it did not end well. For them.

Clanger: Who are you talking about? First, on the phone, you say "sh*thead", and now you say "them". WHO?

Boggy B: I SAID I'LL EXPLAIN LATER. Now SHUT THE HELL UP. I'm going to go target practicing with Clagnut and Boggy C. If you need me, DON'T CALL ME! *leaves again and slams the door*

Spadge: Damn... He's in a godawful mood right now.

Clanger: I'm going to go target practicing, too.

Fluff: Is target practicing the only amusing activity to do here?

Spadge: No... Probably... Maybe.

Dennis: I'm back, with some bad news.

Suzette: Hey, guys!

Clanger: Ugh... PLEASE KILL ME!

''So you think Boggy B and his team are going to be the main protagonists of these memes, huh? Well, that's where you're WRONG. They're actually going to be antagonists, the heroes of our memes will be revealed soon... By the way, sorry for all the strong language, I thought it would be funnier and more mature this way...''