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The Story of Worms
''Once upon a time, there were a bunch of... Worms. Who fought for no apparent reason. The most infamous and powerful known Worm Soldier is the legendary Boggy B, and his best friend (or possibly his younger brother), Spadge. Boggy B also has a younger sister named Suzette. However, although Boggy B was a legendary hero, he (and his best friend, Spadge) has a dark, cruel, cold, and heartless personality... Not to mention short-tempered. Like Spadge, Boggy B is aging. However, he's still the most powerful and infamous soldier, but he's not very heroic...''

''Boggy B has his own army, called "Team Boggy B". It's quite a small army, in fact, it's more like a team instead of an army. Either way, it is one of the most feared armies (or teams, whatever) known. Get ready for a wacky adventure to begin...''

Scout Worm: So... What should we do?

Scientist Worm: ...I don't know.

Scout Worm: Wanna grab a sandwich?

Scientist Worm: What kind of sandwich?

Scout Worm: I don't know.

''And that's it for today, folks! Good night!''

...

''Heh heh, just kidding. Alright, let's begin this story for REAL now.''

Scout Worm: Whatever, let's just grab a pizza instead.

Scientist Worm: Yeah, good idea! I love pepperoni and dirt together... What toppings do you want?

???: *spies on the two Worms*

Scout Worm: Dirt, pepperoni, some olives... I don't really like mushroom. To be honest, dirt is kinda overrated-

???: *jumps out of nowhere and attacks the two Worms before the Scout Worm finished his sentence*

Scout Worm: AHHH! Have mercy, I didn't do any-

???: SHUT UP!

Scientist Worm: Wait... Are you...

???: *fires a Bazooka at the Scientist Worm, wounding him*

Scout Worm: NOOOOO! That was my best friend! How could you?! Look, we didn't do anything!

???: SILENCE! Your pitiful, miserable life will soon be over for what you did.

Scout Worm: What? I SAID I DIDN'T DO ANY-

???: *chops the Scout Worm in half with a Battle Axe, and aims a Bazooka at the Scientist Worm, who is still breathing*

Scientist Worm: Ugh... I can't feel my tail... What happened... Wait... Huh? OH NO! PLEASE... DON'T SHOOT ME! *raises his hands*

???: You will pay...

Scientist Worm: Look... Boggy B... I'm sorry-

Boggy B: SHUT THE F*** UP! You betrayed me! I'm going to torture you so grotesquely, that-

Scientist Worm: You were about to betray me, anyway! What else could I do? I SAW you planning to kill me with your "friend" for absolutely NO reason.

''Woah... That Worm is actually Boggy B himself? Isn't that interesting.''

Boggy B: Alright, instead of torturing you for as long as I could, I'm just going to extirpate you so I can return to my base and save time. Goodbye, and good riddance! *summons a Concrete Donkey*

Scientist Worm (thinking to himself): This guy is crazy! *teleports away right before the Concrete Donkey hit him*

Boggy B: Come back here, you worthless wad of sh*t! *chases the Scientist Worm*

Meanwhile, at Boggy B's base where Team Boggy B resides...

Spadge: Boggy B should be here by now. Should I call him?

Clanger: Just wait a little more, he'll come eventually. I was told he was going to attend to some dirty work...

Spadge: What? He's blowing other Worms to bits without ME?!

Clanger: He said it's personal, in between him and... Whoever he's dealing with.

Spadge: *mumbles* Whatever.

Fluff: ...What to do now? With Boggy B gone, we can do anything.

Spadge: You know how Boggy B is. If he finds out about something he strictly forbids, he loses his mind and goes on a rampage that destroys 5% of the Earth. To be honest, I'm worried about him... He's showing signs of insanity and misery. And he becomes enraged far too easily, and he's very vengeful. He also seems to enjoy brutally torturing others, physically and emotionally. He claims to have never felt positive emotions in his entire life, and no-one has ever saw him smile ONCE. He's just not normal. I feel sorry for him. And what's with his freakish strength, speed, and intelligence? HE'S NOT A NORMAL GODDAMN WORM!

Clanger: Lots of Worms have freakish strength, speed, and intelligence, like us. But just not like Boggy B. He's special.

Fluff: Yes, but lots of Worms are also miserable, but not like Boggy B. He's "special", right? NO. He hates his life... I think. But you're right, though. Humans who think they're the strongest and most intelligent of all should see Boggy B... I hate humans.

Spadge: We all do, Fluff.

Suzette: Hi guys!

Clanger: BAH! What the?!

Suzette: Hee hee, sorry for scaring you...

Spadge: Oh look, it's Suzette again... Isn't that nice. Go away.

Suzette: Well, look who's grumpy today? I heard you guys talking about Boggy B, and you're right. We should do something to cheer him up, and without getting crushed or blown to bits.

Spadge: NO. We're not doing anything. Leave him the way he is, because he never cheers up. One time, he punched me in the face just because I called him a nimrod.

Suzette: Yes, I know, and I'm worried about my little brother...

Clanger: Little? He's six years older than you!

Suzette: Yeah, well I just like saying "little"...

Fluff: Please leave, Suzette. This room is for men only... And for those who don't have an immature mind.

Suzette: Hmph... Talk about rude. *leaves the room*

Spadge: I'm calling Boggy B. He should have been here by now.

Back at the grassy fields where Boggy B attacked the two Worms...

Boggy B: I know you're here, d*ckhead. You found a very PATHETIC hiding spot. *blasts the bush where the Scientist Worm was hiding behind with Patsy's Magic Bullet*

Scientist Worm: ARGH!

Boggy B: Now, you're not running away. The time has come for my ultimate revenge... *aims a very powerful laser beam cannon at the Scientist Worm*

Scientist Worm: Wait... What happened to my friend?

Boggy B: Oh, that weak, foolish Scout? I chopped him to pieces. That's right, he's DEAD. What are you going to do about it?

Scientist Worm: ...What? You killed... You killed my...

Boggy B: SHUT UP, RECTUM! Prepare to die. *charges his laser beam cannon and fires at the Scientist Worm*

Scientist Worm: OH NO! AAAAAAAHHH-

To be continued...

Boggy B's Revenge
Previously, at the end of my very first meme...

Boggy B: Now, you're not running away. The time has come for my ultimate revenge... *aims a very powerful laser beam cannon at the Scientist Worm*

Scientist Worm: Wait... What happened to my friend?

Boggy B: Oh, that weak, foolish Scout? I chopped him to pieces. That's right, he's DEAD. What are you going to do about it?

Scientist Worm: ...What? You killed... You killed my...

Boggy B: SHUT UP, RECTUM! Prepare to die. *charges his laser beam cannon and fires at the Scientist Worm*

Scientist Worm: OH NO! AAAAAAAHHH-

''Apparently, Boggy B wants to exact revenge on these two Worms. He killed one of them, but what will happen to the Scientist Worm? Will he survive? What could these two Worms have possibly done to such a fearsome Worm Soldier like Boggy B? Let's find out... Enjoy reading my second meme!''

Scientist Worm: OH NO! AAAAAAAHHH-

???: *reflects the beam back at Boggy B, right before it hit the Scientist Worm*

Boggy B: *dodges the beam in time* Son of a b*tch! Who are you?! *the beam hits a fence, and a loud explosion is heard*

???: I won't let you kill this man... I am grateful to him.

Boggy B: Grateful? What could this imbecile have POSSIBLY done to make you grateful? Get out of the way. Or wait, how about you stay there, so I can eradicate you BOTH! *fires another beam*

???: *reflects the beam again, and Boggy B dodges it once more and another loud explosion is heard* Please, stop, and LISTEN! My name is Harry. The Scientist Worm that you're attacking is Jeremy. He's my younger brother.

Boggy B: Such bullsh*t. I'm going to make you vomit BLOOD! *charges at Harry and attempts to punch him in the gut*

Harry: YIPE! *barely manages to dodge the punch* Almost got me there... Anyways, LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE!

Boggy B: Sure, I'll leave him alone... Right after I blow him to PIECES! *picks up Harry, hurls him towards a metal pole, and punches Jeremy in the face, sending him flying to a distance and knocking him out*

Harry: Ugh... Leave... Him... Alo-o... *faints*

Boggy B: Finally... I can DESTROY you. *throws a Banana Bomb at Jeremy*

Jeremy: Ugh... What...? ARGH! *teleports to Boggy B right before the Banana Bomb explodes*

Boggy B: You little bast@rd...

Jeremy: Alright, you d*ck, I had ENOUGH! *punches Boggy B in the face*

Boggy B: GAH! You... YOU LITTLE MOTHERF***ING C*NT! I'M GOING TO- *specialized Team Boggy B phone rings* NOW WHAT?! *headbutts Jeremy, breaking his tooth, and answers the phone* What is it, you bothersome tw@t?!

Spadge (on phone): For God's sake, Boggy B, where are you? I've been calling you several times and you didn't answer!

Boggy B: I'm busy trying to slaughter this sh*thead, I'll come back soon.

Spadge (on phone): This would have been done much quicker if you brought me with you.

Boggy B: I said, I'LL COME BACK SOON! *hangs up*

Meanwhile, at Team Boggy B's base...

Spadge: Boggy B doesn't seem to be in such a good mood... As usual.

Clanger: You're never in a good mood, too. NONE OF US ARE!

Spadge: ...I know.

Fluff: What's taking him so long? What is Boggy B doing?

Spadge: He's just "busy trying to slaughter this sh*thead"... What a violent Worm.

Clanger: And who, exactly, is he talking about?

Spadge: I have no clue.

Fluff: I'm going to watch some television... Where's Clagnut and Boggy C?

Clanger: Clagnut is just outside, target practicing with Boggy C. Dennis is gone, too. Where is he?

Spadge: HE'S GONE, TOO?! UGH! I'm going to call him.

Fluff: Is "calling" the solution to everything?

Spadge: In this situation, yes.

Back at the battle between Boggy B and Jeremy...

Jeremy: Look... I'm sorry. I'm TERRIBLY sorry. I don't want to fight you. I've changed... I'm not that violent type of Worm anymore. Everyone fears you!

Boggy B: Grow some testicles. First, you betrayed me, which was enough to piss me off and attempt to annihilate you. But then, you punched me in the face. You think I'll forgive you? I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR TAIL OFF, AND THEN DECAPITATE YOU!

Jeremy: But then you headbutted me. THAT'S WORSE!

Boggy B: That's it, I've had enough. *summons an Armageddon* Good luck dodging all the asteroids. *teleports back to the base*

Harry: *regains consciousness* What... Why is the sky turning dark red... It's... A thunderstorm! Wait... ARE THOSE ASTEROIDS?! *loud thunder is heard, and asteroids start showering all over the place*

Jeremy: Boggy B summoned an Armageddon and teleported away! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Harry: Can't we just teleport away, too?

Jeremy: Oh, right... Okay, let's get out of- *before the two teleport away, two large asteroids hit both of them, killing them*

''Soon, the Armageddon ended, and the entire place was destroyed. It was just a grassy field with nothing but, well, grass... But it caused a lot of destruction. Luckily, no-one got hurt... Except for Jeremy and Harry. I feel quite bad for them, as if they didn't deserve this fate...''

Boggy B: *enters the base* I'm back... Finally.

Spadge: FINALLY! What happened?

Boggy B: I'll explain later. For now, I'm just going to say that I ended this fight... And it did not end well. For them.

Clanger: Who are you talking about? First, on the phone, you say "sh*thead", and now you say "them". WHO?

Boggy B: I SAID I'LL EXPLAIN LATER. Now SHUT THE HELL UP. I'm going to go target practicing with Clagnut and Boggy C. If you need me, DON'T CALL ME! *leaves again and slams the door*

Spadge: Damn... He's in a godawful mood right now.

Clanger: I'm going to go target practicing, too.

Fluff: Is target practicing the only amusing activity to do here?

Spadge: No... Probably... Maybe.

Dennis: I'm back, with some bad news.

Suzette: Hey, guys!

Clanger: Ugh... PLEASE KILL ME!

''So you think Boggy B and his team are going to be the main protagonists of these memes, huh? Well, that's where you're WRONG. They're actually going to be antagonists, the heroes of our memes will be revealed soon... By the way, sorry for all the strong language, I thought it would be funnier and more mature this way...''

The Heroes
Previously, at the end of my second meme...

Clanger: Who are you talking about? First, on the phone, you say "sh*thead", and now you say "them". WHO?

Boggy B: I SAID I'LL EXPLAIN LATER. Now SHUT THE HELL UP. I'm going to go target practicing with Clagnut and Boggy C. If you need me, DON'T CALL ME! *leaves again and slams the door*

Spadge: Damn... He's in a godawful mood right now.

Clanger: I'm going to go target practicing, too.

Fluff: Is target practicing the only amusing activity to do here?

Spadge: No... Probably... Maybe.

Dennis: I'm back, with some bad news.

Suzette: Hey, guys!

Clanger: Ugh... PLEASE KILL ME!

''So, where was Dennis this whole time? And what's the bad news? Also, the heroes of my memes will appear for the first time in this very meme... Enjoy reading this meme!''

Clanger: Ugh... PLEASE KILL ME!

Suzette: You're saying that just because I came, aren't you?

Clanger: Yes. That, and I have had enough bad news for this week.

Dennis: No, you didn't. You see, I went outside with Pinky and Vincent to go weapons shopping, and-

Fluff: Well, I don't care. I'm leaving. *leaves*

Dennis: Whatever. So I went shopping with Pinky and Vincent, but Vincent suddenly disappeared. I asked Pinky, "Where's Vincent?", and he just said "I don't know...", so we called out for him. After a while, Pinky disappeared too...

Spadge: WHAT?

Dennis: I'm going to find them. And you guys should come with me.

Clanger: Fine...

Ace: What's going on?

Dennis: Pinky and Vincent are missing. Let's go.

Ace: ...Okay. *so Spadge, Clanger, Dennis, and Ace went outside, and they saw Boggy B, Fluff, Clagnut, and Boggy C*

Suzette: Um... Guys? What about me? Can I come?

Mack: No, you're staying here.

Suzette: Leave me alone, Mack.

Jack: You. Are. Staying. HERE.

Suzette: YOU TOO, JACK!

Outside...

Spadge: Hey Boggy B, Pinky and Vincent are missing. Dennis came back and told us about this. Come with us.

Boggy B: Go away. You're on your own.

Spadge: Come on! Fluff, come with us.

Fluff: I just started target practicing! Not now.

Clanger: GRRR! Clagnut, Boggy C, can YOU guys at least come with us?

Clagnut: ...Okay.

Boggy C: I'll come too, I had enough target practicing for today.

Boggy B: Fine, you two leave. I've had enough missions for today.

Clagnut: Father, what happened to Pinky and Vincent?

Spadge: I don't know. No-one knows, not even Dennis. He said they just "disappeared".

Boggy C: I'm guessing they died.

Dennis: Well, I hope not.

Suzette: Hey, wait for me!

Boggy B: Go back home, Suzette!

Boggy C: I keep forgetting she doesn't even LIVE here.

Suzette: Fine... Since I'm not part of your team, I guess I'll just leave.

Clagnut: Good. Leave, then.

Suzette: Fine! *leaves*

Spadge: We should continue walking.

Pinky: Dennis! There you are!

Vincent: HA HA HA HA!

Dennis: WHAT THE F**K?!

Clagnut: ...Yes, WHAT THE F**K?!

Pinky: We "disappeared" because we teleported away. It was just a prank.

Dennis: *twitches* Just... A PRANK?!

Vincent: Yes. Fool. Ha ha ha...

Dennis: *jumps on top of Vincent and starts choking him* YOU @$$HOLES! WE WERE ABOUT TO LOOK FOR YOU TWO!

Vincent: ARGH... STOP IT! LET GO...

Dennis: As you wish... *stops choking* Now, it's YOUR TURN! *tackles Pinky*

Pinky: BAH! LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE! *gets smacked by Dennis*

Dennis: SHUT UP! You annoying little...

Boggy C: What an unsuccessful weapon shopping. Are you going to leave AGAIN now?

Dennis: No, we finished shopping. We got all the new weapons we needed, before Pinky and Vincent "disappeared". These are quite powerful and high-tech. I brought them home when I came. Want to see them?

Clanger: ...Fine, let's just see them.

Pinky: Sorry, Dennis. *whispers to Vincent* Not really...

Vincent: Heh heh...

Dennis: ...It's fine. Let's just return to the base. *walks back to the base entrance*

Boggy B: I thought you were going to look for those two simpletons.

Pinky: Well, those "two simpletons" are here. We didn't REALLY "disappear". It was just a prank.

Boggy B: ...Immature as always.

Meanwhile, at the house where our heroes live...

Soldier Worm: I'm bored.

Heavy Worm: Me too.

Soldier Worm: Where's Jeremy?

Heavy Worm: I don't know... He should be here by now.

Female Worm: Oh no, guys, I've heard Jeremy and Harry got into a fight with BOGGY B HIMSELF!

...

Soldier Worm: ...Who's Harry?

Heavy Worm: *face-palm*

Female Worm: Harry is Jeremy's big brother. Wait... I'm reading the news on my laptop... Oh no... The place where Boggy B and Jeremy were fighting was destroyed by an ARMAGEDDON! This is bad, do you think Jeremy is okay?

Heavy Worm: ...Probably not.

Soldier Worm: Yeah, I have to agree.

Female Worm: *sheds a tear*

Soldier Worm: *phone starts ringing, and the Soldier Worm answers the phone* Hello?

Boggy B (on phone): You're too late. I already killed your friend, and his brother. What, you don't believe me? Teleport to the field where we fought and you'll find their corpses.

Soldier Worm: You... YOU @$$HOLE!

Boggy B (on phone): What? Are you going to cry now? Goodbye, f**khead. Soon, you and your friends will be next... *hangs up*

Soldier Worm: Yeah, they're both dead. It was Boggy B who called me, he said that we're next...

Female Worm: *starts sobbing*

Heavy Worm: Oh, God...

To be continued...

Boggy B's Wrath
Previously, at the end of my third meme...

Soldier Worm: *phone starts ringing, and the Soldier Worm answers the phone* Hello?

Boggy B (on phone): You're too late. I already killed your friend, and his brother. What, you don't believe me? Teleport to the field where we fought and you'll find their corpses.

Soldier Worm: You... YOU @$$HOLE!

Boggy B (on phone): What? Are you going to cry now? Goodbye, f**khead. Soon, you and your friends will be next... *hangs up*

Soldier Worm: Yeah, they're both dead. It was Boggy B who called me, he said that we're next...

Female Worm: *starts sobbing*

Heavy Worm: Oh, God...

''As you can see, Boggy B is now more a villain than a hero... But are these Worms (the Soldier Worm, Heavy Worm, and female Worm) innocent? What have they done to enrage Boggy B? Enjoy my fourth meme!''

Heavy Worm: Oh, God...

Soldier Worm: I missed Jeremy already... Poor guy... Boggy B will pay for this!

Female Worm: *still sobbing*

Heavy Worm: No... Boggy B is going to make US pay... Don't you remember what we did?

Soldier Worm: Yes, I remember... *sigh*

Female Worm: *sniffle* Leo... I'm scared! *sniffle*

Leo: It's okay, Donny, we can defeat Boggy B if we work together... Where's Omelette?

Donny: *sniffle* I don't know...

''Do these names sound familiar to you? You might have heard of them before... The Soldier Worm is actually Leo, and the female Worm is actually Donny. Donny is a Scout Worm, by the way. That's right, the heroes of my memes are Leo, Donny, and Omelette.''

Leo: Brick will protect us, right, Brick?

Brick: Boggy B is stronger than me, even though he's not a Heavy Worm... It's just not right.

''The Heavy Worm's name is Brick, and he's their bodyguard... Just letting you know.''

Omelette: Hey guys! ...What's wrong with Donny?

Leo: She's just sad that Jeremy died, and she's also scared that Boggy B is after us... We're sad and scared, too.

Omelette: Jeremy died?! Oh no... What happened?

Brick: Boggy B killed him, AND his brother... And now, he's after us.

Omelette: Oh no... This is bad...

Leo: Don't tell me YOU'RE going to cry, too!

Omelette: What? No, I'm pretty tough for a girl, Donny is a bit sensitive...

Donny: Hey! I'm tough, too... *sniffle*

Omelette: Then why are you scared of Boggy B? He's just a normal Worm like the rest of us, there's nothing to be afraid of... *suddenly, the electricity cuts off, and the entire room becomes dark*

Leo: Nothing to be afraid of, huh?

Brick: "Normal Worm", huh?

Omelette: Oh, come on, how do you know Boggy B did this?

???: Prepare to meet a horrible fate...

Leo, Donny, Omelette, and Brick: AAAAAAAHHH!

''It is now almost midnight... In the darkness, a Worm walks towards our heroes, holding a bloody knife... The Worm's shadow appears, as he gets closer and closer... And of course, this Worm is Boggy B himself...''

Omelette: B-B-Boggy... B-B?!

Boggy B: *breathes heavily*

Leo: Please... Spare us! We're sorry!

Boggy B: No-one will help you now...

Brick: Don't worry, guys! I'll handle this! *jumps towards Boggy B* Look at you... Small, weak, pathetic... A bloody knife? Is that all you-

Boggy B: *stabs Brick in the heart before he finished his sentence*

Leo, Donny, and Omelette: *gasps*

Boggy B: *pulls knife out of Brick's chest*

Brick: *blood drips from his mouth, and he collapses*

''BOGGY B, YOU MURDERER! YOU SERIAL KILLER! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! HE'S INSANE! AAAAAAAAHHHH!''

Boggy B: *breathes heavily, and glares at our terrified, young heroes*

Leo: Please... Show mercy... *pulls out a Bazooka* THINK FAST! *fires Bazooka at Boggy B, while Donny resurrects Brick*

Boggy B: *grabs the Bazooka shell in time, and redirects it back at our heroes*

Leo, Donny and Omelette: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! *Brick grabs the Bazooka shell right before it hit the three heroes*

Leo: Brick! Yes! You're alive!

Brick: Alright... Now I'm angry! *throws the Bazooka shell at Boggy B*

Boggy B: ENOUGH! *punches the Bazooka shell right back at Brick, and Brick punches the Bazooka shell towards the ceiling, blowing up the ceiling* There is nothing you can do now. You can barely see me here, in this dark room... You are all weak, pathetic teenagers... I am a military elite who trained and fought for DECADES... Your pitiful suffering will now end... PERMANENTLY! *pulls out his powerful laser beam cannon, charging up a huge laser beam and fires at the young heroes*

Donny, Leo, Omelette, and Brick: *teleports away, right before the beam hit them*

Boggy B: GOD-F**KING-DAMN IT! *laser beam blasts through the house, causing a huge explosion* Come back here, you cowards! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY!

At a field close to Team Boggy B's base...

Donny: *breathing heavily* Okay... At least we're safe... For now...

Leo: It's past midnight... It's dark... It's cold... We should be sleeping now... It isn't safe right now...

Brick: You're right. Let's just get some sleep right now... This place is actually quite nice, and quiet...

Omelette: Yeah, let's just try to get some sleep now...

Boggy B: That's not going to happen.

Donny, Leo, Omelette, and Brick: AAAAAHHH!

To be continued...

Reinforcements Have Arrived
Previously, at the end of my fourth meme...

Donny: *breathing heavily* Okay... At least we're safe... For now...

Leo: It's past midnight... It's dark... It's cold... We should be sleeping now... It isn't safe right now...

Brick: You're right. Let's just get some sleep right now... This place is actually quite nice, and quiet...

Omelette: Yeah, let's just try to get some sleep now...

Boggy B: That's not going to happen.

Donny, Leo, Omelette, and Brick: AAAAAHHH!

''Boggy B is desperate to get revenge... In this meme, the reason why Boggy B attacked Jeremy (and his friend, from the beginning of the very first meme) and our three heroes will be revealed... Well, four heroes if you count Brick. I hope you enjoy this meme!''

Donny, Leo, Omelette, and Brick: AAAAAHHH!

Boggy B: SHUT UP!

Donny: *whimpers*

Leo: If you try not to kill us again, I'll tell you what happened to Road Kill!

Boggy B: ...How could YOU possibly know what happened to that annoying little thing? I don't care, I'm just glad that useless little pr*ck is gone... Now DIE! *sends a Buffalo of Lies after them*

Omelette: Aw, look at the little Buffalo! How cute...

Leo: If you think that beast is "cute", then you need to go to a hospital.

Boggy B: *Brick hurls the Buffalo of Lies towards Boggy B, and explodes right onto him* ARGH! Why you little- GAH, GET AWAY FROM ME YOU- *Buffalo of Lies rams into Boggy B and explodes again* Ugh... SON OF A- *before the Buffalo rammed into Boggy B again, Boggy B picked it up and hurled it towards Brick as hard as he could*

Brick: *Buffalo of Lies explodes onto him* AAAAAAHHH! *runs away*

Donny: OH NO! AAAAAHH- *Buffalo of Lies rams into Donny and explodes again*

Leo: Oh sh*t! GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEE! *Buffalo of Lies rams into Leo before he could run away, and explodes one last time and vanishes*

Donny, Leo, and Brick: Ughhhhh...

Donny: Ow... My stomach hurts... *cries softly*

Boggy B: STOP CRYING, B*TCH! Wait a minute... *sees Omelette* YOU! I STILL HAVEN'T ATTACKED YOU YET! COME BACK HERE! *chases Omelette*

Omelette: AAAAAAHHH! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME! *teleports next to Donny*

Donny: *sniffle* Omelette... Help me... *sniffle*

Omelette: Why are you crying so much today?

Boggy B: *sneaks up behind Omelette and jumps on her*

Omelette: ARGH! GET OFF ME, YOU-

Boggy B: SILENCE! *starts strangling Omelette* Now, I will crush you...

Leo: Omelette... Do something... Don't let him choke you to death!

Omelette: *mouth starts foaming, and gurgles*

Brick: TAKE THIS! *punches Boggy B in the face*

Boggy B: ...You little cho@d! I WILL EXTERMINATE YOU AND YOUR IMBECILIC FRIENDS! *kicks Brick in the face, and then headbutts him*

Brick: ARGH... I think... I lost... A too-o-oth... Ugh... *faints with blood dripping from his mouth, again*

Boggy B: Alright, instead of summoning an Armageddon again, I going to call in my team... *uses specialized Team Boggy B phone-like device*

Donny: This can't be good...

Boggy B: I need backup. Calling in Team Boggy B members: Spadge, Clanger, and Fluff. Teleport to the nearest field IMMEDIATELY!

Spadge, Clanger, and Fluff: *teleports to the field where the battle takes place*

Brick: *regains consciousness* Ugh... What...?

Spadge: We have arrived, sir. Who are you fighting?

Boggy B: A spoiled c*nt with a male name, ANOTHER spoiled c*nt named after a breakfast meal, a childish d*ck named after a constellation, and an obese nuisance named after construction material...

Donny: As if YOU had a better name!

Brick: Obese nuisance?! How dare you! I'm all MUSCLE!

Leo: A lot of people are named Leo, you jerk!

Omelette: It's not my fault I'm named after food! My mother was probably hungry when she named me-

Boggy B: *shoots towards the sky with a Shotgun* BE QUIET!

...

Boggy B: As I was saying, Spadge, all I want is these whiny teenagers to be obliterated.

Spadge: That sounds easy... *aims a Uzi at Omelette*

Omelette: EEK!

Leo: Yeah? Well, we have a secret weapon... *grabs an unusual-looking phone* Road Kill! Get over here!

...

Road Kill: Here I am, guys! What is it?

Donny: Yeah! Road Kill's back!

Boggy B: What the bloody f**king hell?! YOU AGAIN?! YOU TREACHEROUS LITTLE DUMB-F**K!

Road Kill: Oh, hey there Boggy B... It's been nice knowing you! *charges at Boggy B*

Boggy B: *grabs Road Kill*

Road Kill: Let go of me! ARGH!

Boggy B: I never liked you anyways. *punches Road Kill*

Road Kill: Ugh... *spits out blood* I can take a hit... I'm tougher than any Chao! By the way, I betrayed you because you treated me horribly and you didn't even want me on your team! You're going down, old man! *bites Boggy B's finger*

Boggy B: GAH! You filthy animal! *pounds on Road Kill's head*

Road Kill: ARGH! *falls down and collapses*

Boggy B: Alright, you odious, idiotic teenagers... Spadge, attack Brick. Clanger, attack Leo. Fluff, attack Omelette. I'll handle Donny...

Donny: *gulps*

Road Kill: Ugh... What happened?

Brick: You know what? Let's just get out of here. I mean, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

Donny, Leo, Omelette, Brick, and Road Kill: *teleports back to their house*

Boggy B: SH*T! Now where did they go?!

Clanger: You must have been fighting these guys for quite a while. Just take a break... Let's go back to the base.

Boggy B: *grumbles* FINE. I'll slaughter them next time... *Boggy B, Spadge, Clanger, and Fluff teleport to their base*

Meanwhile, at the house of our heroes...

Leo: This place is a mess... We'll repair it in the morning.

Donny: So... Sleepy...

Brick: That was the worst battle ever. I'm never messing with Boggy B again...

Road Kill: Let's go to sleep, guys... Good night.

Donny, Leo, Omelette, and Brick: Good night.

...

Omelette: ...I've gotta change my name.

Donny: Me too...

At Team Boggy B's base...

Boggy B: I despise those teenagers... I LOATHE them...

Spadge: WHY? Why do you hate them so much? And you still never explained why you killed... Well, whoever you killed today... Explain everything NOW.

Boggy B: Who the hell are you to tell me what to-

Clanger: Boggy B, please, we had enough of this! Just tell us, we need to know...

Boggy B: Fine... Yesterday, I made a deal with a Scout Worm named Ronald, and a Scientist Worm named Jeremy. They SEEMED to be experienced Worm Soldiers, so I told them if they can stand unharmed and victorious in at least five wars against veteran enemy Worms of any kind, they could join my team... But they were thieves. They stole valuable things, such as powerful and rare weapons, so they can use them against their owner, and their enemies. They seemed to admire some of the special weapons I had, and they were probably about to steal them to murder me and maybe even everyone on my team, which includes YOU. After they won in two wars, I teamed up with an assassin to kill them while they were fighting in their third war. This assassin is infamous and said to be very trustworthy and an expert at his job. However, one of the two thieves overheard this plan, and attacked me with his friend. They said they didn't want to join my team anymore, betrayed me, insulted me, and teleported away before I got a chance to kill them with the assassin I teamed up. Well, I was going to betray them anyway. After that, the assassin asked me if he should hunt the two Worms down, so I told him I'll handle it, and he left. That's when I went on a mission to hunt those two bast@rds down myself and get revenge... And my revenge was successful. I killed them both. I also killed Jeremy's brother, whose name was Harry.

Spadge: Why would you need an assassin in the first place? Aren't you powerful enough to take them down yourself?

Boggy B: Yes, but I brought an assassin with me anyways, just in case those two pigs do something unexpected or clever...

Clanger: So, what does those two "pigs" have anything to do with the teenagers you attacked?

Boggy B: Jeremy was their friend. Those retarded teenagers attacked me and wounded me once. I attacked them back, but they escaped unharmed... UNHARMED. Also, before Jeremy and Ronald teleported away after they betrayed me, I tackled Jeremy, strangled him, and asked him who he is working with (other than Ronald). He said he's friends with those despicable teenagers. Those TEENAGERS told him to team up with Ronald so he can kill me. This is THEIR responsibility. After he told me, I let go of him and I was about to finish him off. But I was too late, he teleported away. I hated him and those teenagers and I wanted revenge. By the way, the reason those rabid teenagers attacked me is because I killed their drunk friend. That's ALL. I'll get them someday...

Fluff: Damn, you kill a lot of people... But if you want to get revenge this badly... We'll always be on your side.

To be continued...

Team Boggy B
Previously, at the end of my fifth meme...

Boggy B: Fine... Yesterday, I made a deal with a Scout Worm named Ronald, and a Scientist Worm named Jeremy. They SEEMED to be experienced Worm Soldiers, so I told them if they can stand unharmed and victorious in at least five wars against veteran enemy Worms of any kind, they could join my team... But they were thieves. They stole valuable things, such as powerful and rare weapons, so they can use them against their owner, and their enemies. They seemed to admire some of the special weapons I had, and they were probably about to steal them to murder me and maybe even everyone on my team, which includes YOU. After they won in two wars, I teamed up with an assassin to kill them while they were fighting in their third war. This assassin is infamous and said to be very trustworthy and an expert at his job. However, one of the two thieves overheard this plan, and attacked me with his friend. They said they didn't want to join my team anymore, betrayed me, insulted me, and teleported away before I got a chance to kill them with the assassin I teamed up. Well, I was going to betray them anyway. After that, the assassin asked me if he should hunt the two Worms down, so I told him I'll handle it, and he left. That's when I went on a mission to hunt those two bast@rds down myself and get revenge... And my revenge was successful. I killed them both. I also killed Jeremy's brother, whose name was Harry.

Spadge: Why would you need an assassin in the first place? Aren't you powerful enough to take them down yourself?

Boggy B: Yes, but I brought an assassin with me anyways, just in case those two pigs do something unexpected or clever...

Clanger: So, what does those two "pigs" have anything to do with the teenagers you attacked?

Boggy B: Jeremy was their friend. Those retarded teenagers attacked me and wounded me once. I attacked them back, but they escaped unharmed... UNHARMED. Also, before Jeremy and Ronald teleported away after they betrayed me, I tackled Jeremy, strangled him, and asked him who he is working with (other than Ronald). He said he's friends with those despicable teenagers. Those TEENAGERS told him to team up with Ronald so he can kill me. This is THEIR responsibility. After he told me, I let go of him and I was about to finish him off. But I was too late, he teleported away. I hated him and those teenagers and I wanted revenge. By the way, the reason those rabid teenagers attacked me is because I killed their drunk friend. That's ALL. I'll get them someday...

Fluff: Damn, you kill a lot of people... But if you want to get revenge this badly... We'll always be on your side.

''Heh... Sorry for that long ending. So although Boggy B got his revenge at Jeremy and Ronald (the Scout Worm from my very first meme), he still wants to get revenge at our heroes, although technically Boggy B started this whole thing, since he killed their "drunk" friend... So in this meme, we'll learn about all the members of Team Boggy B. Enjoy!''

Fluff: Damn, you kill a lot of people... But if you want to get revenge this badly... We'll always be on your side.

Boggy B: I don't need you. I almost killed them on my own. I don't f**k around.

Fluff: Then why did you call us?!

Boggy B: Because I was getting tired of this and I wanted to end it quickly. But we'll get them next time.

''So, Day 1 of my memes is finally over! It's been a long day, so time for Day 2...''

Boggy B: I'm going to go target practicing.

Spadge: You always target practice. You don't need to get any more stronger or skilled at fighting, you've reached the limit... There's no point in practicing or training anymore. Just relax.

Boggy B: NO! We have to be unstoppable if we want achieve my goal...

Spadge: BUT WE'RE ALREADY UNSTOPPABLE! And what goal? Decomposing those teenagers? You're already capable of doing that.

Boggy B: I was talking about my PRIMARY goal. Pulverizing those teenagers is my secondary goal, but for now, I'm more focused on slaughtering those teenagers. That's more important. But we're still not powerful enough to be able to achieve my final goal...

Clanger: Final goal? You mean your "primary goal"?

Boggy B: YES! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK?!

Boggy C: Wait... Where's Clagnut?

Fluff: Suzette wanted to invite someone to her "tea party", so she wanted to invite Clagnut. At first, Clagnut refused, but Suzette told him that she would pay him...

Pinky: That's interesting. Because she once told me she would pay me if I shrunk myself, went into her stomach, and removed that thing she accidentally swallowed to "save her life", she would pay me. And when I did what she asked me to do, she told me she didn't have any money. She could have just checked her wallet BEFORE she told me to do that disgusting task!

Dennis: That's what you get for pranking me yesterday.

Boggy C: Didn't that happen BEFORE he pranked you?

Dennis: WHATEVER!

Ace: Wait... What was that "thing" she swallowed, exactly?

Pinky: I have no clue. It looked like a dog's chew toy...

Boggy B: You're all pathetic.

Spadge: And what are you?

Boggy B: Superior.

Vincent: Don't make me laugh. *gets smacked by Boggy B* OW!

Boggy B: I am NOT your friend. I am your LEADER. So you must show me some respect.

Vincent: Did I say you're our friend?

Boggy B: No. It was just a reminder.

Mack: So... Now what? Isn't there anything to do?

Suzette: We're back, guys!

Boggy B: Suzette... You don't LIVE here.

Suzette: What kind of brother kicks his own little sister out? Come on, lighten up a little, Boggy!

Clagnut: I hate everyone.

Jack: Hey Clagnut... You don't seem to be in a good mood.

Clagnut: You're right. Why? Because this ABOMINATION of a Worm invited me to her so-called "tea party", and she said she would pay me. So I decided to do it and get it over with. And after that absurd and boring-@$$ event, she checked her wallet, and told me she only had a NICKEL! So I slapped her.

Suzette: Clagnut, I said I was sorry! And you should apologize too, for slapping me. Come on, you're not supposed to hit a GIRL! And I didn't know that I only had a nickel in my wallet...

Clagnut: I don't care. Go away.

Boggy B: I hate people who say "you're not supposed to hit a girl". I DON'T CARE. We can hit any girl if we wanted to, just like how we hit men. I hate women. And NO, I'm not homosexual. All of us hate women. So shut up, Suzette. You're the only woman that I don't actually HATE, but that's because you're my sister.

Suzette: Well Geez... I feel so hated and unwanted, even by my own brother... *sniffle* I'm going home... *leaves*

Boggy C: Why, Boggy B? I know she can be annoying, but you never treated ME like this...

Boggy B: That's because you're not as annoying as her. And I was about to go target practicing, but you people wouldn't shut up and I forgot about it... So, GOODBYE. *leaves*

Issac: ...All of us hate women? Does that include you, Spadge? You were married once... And you had a child... Clagnut, right?

Clagnut: ...Yes, I'm OBVIOUSLY Spadge's son.

Spadge: Okay... I should have told you all the truth a long time ago. Boggy B, Boggy C, and Suzette already know this. You see... I was never married, OR had a girlfriend. I hate women, too. I... I... I adopted Clagnut...

Everyone in the room except Spadge and Boggy C: WHAT?!

Clagnut: But... But... WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE?! I'M 43 YEARS OLD, NOW!

Bjorn: But you told us you used your wife just so you can have a son, and then you divorced with her! Or killed her! Whatever...

Spadge: Weren't you listening to me a few seconds ago? I LIED. Even though I hate infants and children, too (like Boggy B does), I adopted Clagnut as an infant so I can have a soldier by my side to assist me. Although he was a real pain in the @$$ as an infant, my goal was a success. I turned him into a powerful Worm Soldier and he's always by my side.

Issac: Oh... Okay.

''Wow, these guys hate everything... Women, infants, children, teenagers, blah blah blah.... So-called "heroes"...''

Robert: Dennis, let's go weapon shopping with Joe.

Joe: Yes! Please?

Dennis: What, so you can "prank" me like Pinky and Vincent did? NO!

Robert: We won't do anything! Come on...

Dennis: No. I'm about to go target practicing anyway. Bye. *leaves*

Joe: ARGH! WHY DOES EVERYONE GO TARGET PRACTICING?!

''So, have you payed attention to everyone's names? Every member of Team Boggy B appeared in this very meme. Well, Suzette doesn't count, since she's not a member...''

All the members in order are: Boggy B (the leader, and the eldest of all), Spadge (either Boggy B's brother, or his best friend, it has not been revealed yet), Clanger, Fluff, Clagnut (Spadge's adoptive son, and possibly Boggy B's "nephew"), Boggy C (Boggy B's younger brother), Dennis, Pinky, Vincent, Ace, Mack, Jack, Issac, Bjorn, Robert, and Joe.

''Boggy B is older than Spadge, Spadge is older than Boggy C, and Boggy C is older than Suzette. Just saying...''

Robert: Hey Issac, wanna go-

Issac: NO.

Robert: But...

Issac: Go away.

Meanwhile, at the home of our heroes...

Donny: Finally... Our house is repaired. Let's watch some TV.

Leo: Nah, let's go outside instead...

Donny: Fine... And THEN we'll watch TV.

Omelette: Let's just watch out for that psycho Boggy B...

Brick: Alright, let's go!

Road Kill: Can I come?

Donny, Leo, Omelette, and Brick: NO!

Road Kill: But... But... Please?

...

Donny: Okay, fine.

Road Kill: YAY!

Leo: *sigh*

To be continued...

Thirst for Vengeance
Previously, at the end of my sixth meme...

Donny: Finally... Our house is repaired. Let's watch some TV.

Leo: Nah, let's go outside instead...

Donny: Fine... And THEN we'll watch TV.

Omelette: Let's just watch out for that psycho Boggy B...

Brick: Alright, let's go!

Road Kill: Can I come?

Donny, Leo, Omelette, and Brick: NO!

Road Kill: But... But... Please?

...

Donny: Okay, fine.

Road Kill: YAY!

Leo: *sigh*

''Omelette is right. They should watch out... Boggy B can pop out of nowhere and murder you before you can say, "SHUT UP, DONNY!"... Heh heh... Anyways, enjoy this meme!''

Leo: *sigh*

Road Kill: Let's go! *our heroes go outside, and so far, everything is fine*

Brick: ...So, where should we go? I don't wanna just walk around and do nothing.

Omelette: We can go to a restaurant? Or a cafe?

Donny: Yeah, let's go to a cafe!

Leo: How about a restaurant?

Donny: Cafe.

Leo: Restaurant!

Donny: CAFE!

Leo: RESTAURANT!

Donny: CAFE!

Brick: ENOUGH! Let's go to a cafe. Next time, let's go to a restaurant. OKAY?

Leo: *mumbles* Fine...

Donny: Yay! Alright, the nearest cafe is next to the Eat-Me Diner...

Leo: Hmph... THAT'S where I wanted to go...

Donny: Well, too bad. We'll go to the Eat-Me Diner next time.

Leo (thinking to himself): We should have left her at home...

Donny: Why you little... Listen, you won't like me when I'm angry!

Leo: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!

Donny: I have a mind-reading device with me. I know what you were thinking!

Leo: ...You gotta be kidding me.

Omelette: Geez, stop fighting, you too...

''Eventually, our heroes made it to the cafe. However, Boggy B has a plan... Meanwhile, at Team Boggy B's base...''

Boggy B: Those teenagers went outside. I located them on my radar. They're in a cafe...

Spadge: For God's sake, Boggy B, do you have to spy on these teenagers EVERYDAY? They're just teenagers, leave them alone for once...

Boggy B: SILENCE! Those rabid teenagers deserve to die. I have a plan. This time, I WILL get them...

Spadge: You're really desperate to blow them to smithereens, aren't you?

Boggy B: If you were me, YOU would want to kill them, too! Go away.

Spadge: *walks over to Clanger* I'm telling you, my brother is SICKENINGLY vengeful!

''Wait... Did he just say "brother"? ...Oh my God! It's true, Spadge really IS Boggy B's younger brother! Isn't that amazing?! ...Heh heh... Heh... No?''

Clanger: We're all vengeful. Who doesn't like revenge? True soldiers should always hunt down their enemies, and never give up. You know I hate these kind of things, but ever heard of the saying, "revenge is a dish best served cold"?

Spadge: Yes, I know, but Boggy B is just... TOO vengeful. Look at what he's turning into. He's more a VILLAIN than a hero, now...

Boggy B: Everyone! GET OVER HERE!

All members of Team Boggy B (except for Boggy B): *immediately teleports to Boggy B* YES, SIR!

Boggy B: I have a plan...

''DUN, DUN, DUN! Heh heh... Sorry.''

Boggy B: *after explaining his plan* Now, we must teleport to that cafe immediately. *all members of Team Boggy B teleport to the cafe*

''Meanwhile, at the cafe... (It was kinda obvious I was going to say that, wasn't it?)''

Leo: This smoothie is awesome!

Omelette: NOW do you feel better? Are you going to stop complaining that you didn't get to go to the Eat-Me Diner?

Leo: ...I guess.

Boggy B: *hides somewhere in the cafe with his entire team, and spies on our unsuspecting heroes*

Donny: *sigh* I miss my husband, Derek...

Boggy B: *whispers to Spadge* She has a husband? Isn't she 15 years old or some sh*t? WHAT THE F**K, CHILD!

Spadge: *whispers to Boggy B* God, calm down...

Boggy B: *whispers to Spadge* ...Just shut up.

Road Kill: ...And then after I told him the joke, he pretended to laugh, but it sounded real, and his friend came and picked him up but before he did so, he told an even FUNNIER joke, but he still pretended to laugh and I started laughing, and then...

Brick: Ugh... SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT ME!

Boggy B: Gladly... *points his finger at Brick, as if he were pretending to shoot him*

Omelette: Why did we even bring Road Kill with us in the first place?

Road Kill: ...And then EVERYONE was laughing, but some of them were crying, and some of them were also Worms while everyone else were Chao's, and the Worms were holding scary-looking guns, and my grandmother came to tell everyone the story of her knitting techniques, and...

Leo: Hey Road Kill... SHUT UP!

Road Kill: ...And then some guys dressed as police came, and they ACTUALLY looked like policemen, which was cool but also scary, and when my cousin came in, he told a somewhat racist joke about penguins and hairdryers, but then we heard a banging noise, which came from our neighbors, and after that...

Leo: ...We broke him. He's just... Yeah, we definitely broke him. WOW.

Boggy B: ...I've had enough of this. Go, go, GO! *Team Boggy B jumps out of their hiding spot*

Waiter: Oh my God, it's Team Boggy B! And Boggy B himself! Can I have your autographs? *the entire cafe suddenly becomes quiet, and everyone looks at Boggy B*

Boggy B: ...NO. But you can help us deal with these murderers! *points at our heroes*

Donny, Leo, Omelette, Brick, and Road Kill: WHAT?!

Boggy B: These people are monsters! They killed my friends, some of my cousins, and many other innocent people! They're also criminals! Someone grab these murderers! *a few Heavy Worms ran towards our heroes, grabbing them, while one of the Heavy Worms aimed a Handgun at Brick*

Donny: Let go of me! Boggy B is lying! Don't you people see? He's not a hero anymore! He's psychotic and EVIL! Not to mention REALLY old... And he's the REAL murderer! He tried to kill me and my friends several times!

Boggy B: Don't listen to this brat, she's 15 and she's already MARRIED! I think she might be pregnant already... Look at that fat stomach! BLEGH!

Donny: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU! WHY YOU LITTLE... LET GO OF ME! LET ME AT HIM! *struggles and grunts angrily*

Heavy Worm: Hey Boggy B, b*tch-slap her!

Boggy B: I think I'll do THIS instead... *punches Donny in the face*

Everyone: OOOOOHHH... That's gotta hurt.

Donny: *loses her mind and starts sobbing uncontrollably*

Leo: Donny, calm down!

Boggy B: How pitiful. WANT ME TO PUNCH YOU AGAIN?

Brick: Look what you did to her. I think her mouth is bleeding... AND STOP POINTING THAT GUN AT MY FACE! *punches Heavy Worm in the face*

Heavy Worm: ARGH! Son of a... *kicks Brick in the face*

Brick: OW! Alright, let's get out of here! *teleports away*

Omelette: BRICK! We're still... Ugh, whatever. He's gone.

Leo: Oh, no... Boggy B has us, now...

Boggy B: Yes. And now, I will finally get my revenge... This revenge is going to be LEGENDARY.

''To be continued... DUN, DUN, DUN! Sorry, I had to do that again...''

UNQUENCHABLE Thirst for Vengeance
Previously, at the end of my seventh meme...

Boggy B: How pitiful. WANT ME TO PUNCH YOU AGAIN?

Brick: Look what you did to her. I think her mouth is bleeding... AND STOP POINTING THAT GUN AT MY FACE! *punches Heavy Worm in the face*

Heavy Worm: ARGH! Son of a... *kicks Brick in the face*

Brick: OW! Alright, let's get out of here! *teleports away*

Omelette: BRICK! We're still... Ugh, whatever. He's gone.

Leo: Oh, no... Boggy B has us, now...

Boggy B: Yes. And now, I will finally get my revenge... This revenge is going to be LEGENDARY.

''Brick didn't realize that his friends were still unable to teleport, because a few Heavy Worms were holding them. Will Brick come back for them? ...Nah, he's not that stupid, I'm sure he will. By the way, in this meme, one of Team Boggy B's members will come up with a plan to bring back an old friend... Or an old FOE... Heh heh... Anyways, enjoy this meme!''

Boggy B: Yes. And now, I will finally get my revenge... This revenge is going to be LEGENDARY.

Omelette: Oh, no... LET ME GO! BOGGY B IS LYING! WE'RE NOT CRIMINALS OR MURDERERS! HE'S THE MURDERER! DON'T YOU SEE?!

Road Kill: ...And then he threw a fake Grenade at some kid dressed as a vampire, and then he got scared and tried to bite the fake Grenade, and then...

Leo and Omelette: SHUT UP, ROAD KILL!

Donny: *still sobbing*

Road Kill: ...And then he told ANOTHER joke, and after that, he-

Boggy B: *punches Road Kill in the face* SHUT THE F**K UP!

Road Kill: OW!

Leo: LANGUAGE!

Boggy B: *quickly turns to Leo, giving him an intimidating and angry look*

Leo: Um... I'll just shut up then...

Boggy B: *turns back to Road Kill* You weak, useless, pathetic fool. Are there more of you at this "Chao Canyon"?

Road Kill: Ugh... Yes... And if I wanted... I could call them all and make them attack you...

Boggy B: Really? Do it. Go ahead, d*ck-face.

Road Kill: No... You'll just blow them all to pieces...

Boggy B: That's what I thought.

Heavy Worm: Um... No disrespect, sir, but... Can you kill these guys, already?

Boggy B: Fine... *takes out a bloody knife*

Omelette: *gulp*

''Meanwhile, at... Um... Wherever Brick teleported...''

Brick: Where are those guys? They should have teleported here by now! Are they fighting again?

...

Brick: Oh wait... Oh... Okay. *teleports back to the cafe*

''Brick FINALLY realized that they were unable to teleport away, since those Heavy Worms were holding them. ''

Now, back at the cafe...

Brick: *appears out of nowhere* Sorry, guys! Didn't realize that you couldn't teleport with me, since these jerks are holding you...

Heavy Worm: That's it, time for you to die! Someone, beat him up! I'm still holding this psychotic, crying girl...

Donny: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME AGAIN! *Donny manages to break free, and headbutts the Heavy Worm in the face, knocking him out*

Leo: Damn... Remind me not to mess with her!

Boggy B: You f**ker! I was going to stab you, first!

Donny: Now you're calling me a f**ker?

Leo: LANGUAGE!

Donny: Heh heh... Sorry. Anyways, NO-ONE INSULTS ME! *charges at Boggy B, and attempts to punch him in the face*

Boggy B: *dodges and punches Donny in the stomach, then picks her up and hurls her towards Leo*

Leo: ARGH!

Boggy B: "LANGUAGE" my @$$.

Spadge: *kicks Leo in the face* Team Boggy B, JUST KILL THESE TEENAGERS!

Leo: Ugh... *passes out*

''Clanger tries to shoot Omelette's chest with a Shotgun, but misses and shoots her tail instead and Omelette starts screaming in pain. Then Donny gets up, dizzy, but tries to attack Boggy B. Boggy B tries to stab her with his bloody knife, but misses, and Donny punches Boggy B in the face. Then Boggy B headbutts her, trips her, and then picks her up again and throws her out of a window. After that, Fluff throws a Grenade at Brick, then Brick panics and throws it out of the same window, and explodes near Donny.''

Brick: ...Oops.

''Then everyone starts punching each other, Team Boggy B constantly tries to kill our heroes, and soon the area got crowded with lots of gunshots and punching and smacking. Eventually, the cafe's owner comes in...''

Cafe Owner: Hey, hey, hey! Stop that! What the... ENOUGH! *the entire cafe becomes quiet*

Leo: ...Uh...

Cafe Owner: What do you people think you're doing?! Everyone, get out, out, OUT! *then everyone walks out of the cafe, mumbling to themselves*

Brick: ...I hope Donny's okay...

Cafe Owner: *sees Boggy B* OH MY GOD! IT'S BOGGY B! CAN I HAVE YOUR-

Boggy B: F**K OFF! *pushes the cafe owner out of the way and walks out of the cafe, along with the rest of his team*

Cafe Owner: Well, then... Okay...

Outside the cafe...

Omelette: DONNY! THERE YOU ARE! Are you okay?

Donny: Ugh... No... *spits out blood* ...Okay... WHO THREW THAT GRENADE? *everyone but Donny stares at Brick*

Brick: ...Um... Heh heh... Uh...

Donny: YOU threw it, didn't you?

Brick: Uh, well... Geez, look at the time, we gotta go home! Let's go! *teleports back to our heroes' house*

Donny: Son of a...

Boggy B: *slowly turns around and glares at Road Kill* That's it... Prepare to die...

Spadge: Boggy B... What are you doing?

Boggy B: *aims a Sniper Rifle at Road Kill* I'm getting revenge...

Road Kill: So, guys... Want me to keep talking about my life?

Donny, Leo, and Omelette: NO!

Boggy B: *shoots Road Kill*

Road Kill: AAAAAARGH! ...Ugh... Noooo... Someone... Please h-help... M-m-me...

Donny: Road Kill! NOOOO!

Road Kill: Ugh... *dies*

Donny, Leo, and Omelette: NOOOOOO! *Donny and Omelette start crying, while Leo just pretends to sob*

Boggy B: I got that bast@rd! I finally got my revenge at Road Kill for betraying me, well, even though I never liked him anyways... Look at them. Pathetic. Crying over that... THING... And that foolish boy is obviously just pretending to cry. Now, I'm going to kill THEM next... *aims at Omelette*

Spadge: Great job! Now get them! Get the revenge you always wanted!

Clanger: You can do it!

Boggy B: Now I'm aiming for that whiny cowgirl... *aims steadily at Omelette, who is still crying*

Omelette: *sniffle* If only... If only we treated him better... We always told him to go away and shut up... *sniffle*

Leo: Wait a minute... OH, COME ON! He's probably just playing dead again. He always does this to scare us!

Donny: ARE YOU CRAZY?! LOOK AT HIM! THERE'S BLOOD ALL OVER HIM! AND HE'S NOT BREATHING! HE'S DEAD! *continues to sob*

Leo: Oh... Yeah... Boggy B did this, didn't he?

Boggy B: *shoots Omelette*

Omelette: Ugh... *passes out, critically wounded*

Leo and Donny: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Donny: Hold me, Leo... Closer! *Donny and Leo hold each other close, crying and shivering in fear*

Boggy B: Enough of this... I'm going to blow these two cowards to smithereens and get this over with! *aims a Bazooka at Donny and Leo*

Spadge: What?! NO! Don't do that! There are still some people walking out of the cafe, you might kill or injure THEM, too!

Boggy B: I don't care! We're killing these fools, and then we're LEAVING!

Donny: Leo, let's get out of here... *sniffle* Hold Road Kill's body and teleport back home with me, if you hold something while teleporting, the object you're holding teleports with you... *sniffle*

Leo: *sniffle* Okay... *grabs Road Kill's carcass, and teleports back home with Donny*

Boggy B: SH*T! They teleported away RIGHT before I fired at them! Goddamn it, we were so close!

Spadge: Well, at least now, no-one will get hurt. If you fired that Bazooka, you would have harmed or killed someone.

Boggy B: WHATEVER! Just return to the base with- WAIT A MINUTE...

Fluff: What is it?

Boggy B: Those morons left Omelette's body right there. They forgot to bring her back home with them! Such imbeciles. I'm going to shoot her body one more time, in case she survived.

Spadge: Fine, do that, and then let's go.

Meanwhile, at our heroes' house...

Donny: Oh no... WE FORGOT TO BRING OMELETTE WITH US!

Leo: WE BETTER GET HER, QUICKLY!

Brick: Can I come?

Donny and Leo: SHUT UP, BRICK!

...

Donny: Okay, fine. *teleports back to the cafe*

''Back at the cafe... Well, OUTSIDE the cafe...''

Boggy B: *walks up to Omelette and aims a Shotgun at her head* Goodbye, b*tch. *right before Boggy B shoots her, Donny, Leo, and Brick teleported near Omelette's body*

Leo: Sorry Boggy, you're too late! *grabs Omelette's body and teleports back home with Donny and Brick*

Boggy B: F**K! F**K, F**K, F**K!

Spadge: Boggy B, calm down! We'll get them, don't worry...

Boggy B: *breathes heavily and angrily*

Clanger: Oh, God... Spadge, uh... You might want to step back a little...

Fluff: ...Alright, WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE! *teleports back to the base with everyone else except Boggy B*

Boggy B: *blasts a tree with his laser beam cannon, causing a huge explosion*

...

Boggy B: ...I feel better now. *teleports back to the base*

Back at our heroes' house...

Donny: Oh, no... I can't believe this... Road Kill and Omelette are... DEAD... *sniffle*

Leo: I can't believe this... Wait a minute! *listens to Omelette's heartbeat* She's ALIVE! Her heart is still beating! And she's breathing!

Donny and Brick: Really?! *listens to Omelette's heartbeat*

Donny: Yeah, you're right! And she IS breathing!

Brick: ...What about Road Kill? Is he still alive, too?

Leo: ...Well, I doubt that... He's so small and fragile. I don't think he could have survived that...

Donny: Well, we better take these two to the hospital, right away! And I should go too, to cover up some of my wounds...

Leo: Me too...

At the hospital, Road Kill and Omelette are taken to the emergency room...

Donny: How are they? Are they okay?!

Doctor: ...I'm sorry, but your little Chao friend is dead...

Donny: Oh... *sheds a tear* ...Well, okay then... *sniffle*

Doctor: Yeah, his body was too small and fragile to withstand such a powerful blow... But your friend Omelette is alive. She'll be fine... Hopefully.

Leo: Omelette's alive? YES!

Donny: YAY! *gives Leo and Brick a high five*

Brick: Thank God!

Donny: Oh, and... I've also been wounded in battle a while ago, can you cover up some of my... You know, wounds? Please?

Doctor: ...Okay. Sure.

Meanwhile, at Team Boggy B's base...

Spadge: Hey Boggy B... I have a plan...

Boggy B: What is it?

Spadge: I know this may sound crazy, but... Let's bring back an old friend that we knew very well back then... Or rather an old foe... Heh heh heh...

Boggy B: Wait a minute... You're not talking about...

Spadge: Yes, I am. Heh heh heh...

To be continued...

Wrath of Worminkle
Previously, at the end of my eighth meme...

Spadge: Hey Boggy B... I have a plan...

Boggy B: What is it?

Spadge: I know this may sound crazy, but... Let's bring back an old friend that we knew very well back then... Or rather an old foe... Heh heh heh...

Boggy B: Wait a minute... You're not talking about...

Spadge: Yes, I am. Heh heh heh...

''Uh oh... What is Spadge up to? And is Road Kill truly dead? Will Omelette be okay? Will Boggy B finally get his revenge? Well, maybe not, it's only my ninth meme... So, enjoy reading it!''

Spadge: Yes I am. Heh heh heh...

Clanger: Wait, who are you talking about?

Boggy B: Professor Worminkle. I hated that old backstabber... Spadge, this is ridiculous. He'll just betray us again. And he won't do any good at all. Isn't he a pacifist?

Spadge: Not anymore. I sent a "time-travelling camera" into the Dinosaur Age to spy on Worminkle. And of course, according to the footage, he's gone insane. He goes on and on about "making us pay one day", he "changed his religion" and started fighting violently with the Dino-Worms, and he chews on his own TAIL.

Boggy B: Chews on his own tail? That's probably what Donny does everyday when no-one is looking.

Fluff: *giggles quietly*

Spadge: Professor Worminkle is no longer a pacifist and he has some very useful weapons and inventions that might help us. Although Worminkle has gone insane and he hates us for leaving him on that island, we can bring back his sanity, and we can make a deal with him that could make him hate us LESS. Right now, he's obviously dead and turned into a fossil, but we can bring him back to the present...

Boggy B: ...Fine. But if this ends badly, I'll blame it on you... And I'll smack you in the face!

Spadge: Do that, and I'll... Never mind. I just hope this works. *goes to his lab and drags a large, strange-looking device back to Boggy B*

Boggy B: ...Uh...

Spadge: This is a very useful device I built in my lab. It can resurrect living beings from a very long time ago, even from prehistoric ages. This will resurrect Professor Worminkle.

Boggy B: Is that the best you can do? At first I thought, "WHAT THE F**K IS THAT THING?!*...

Spadge: I'm not as good as inventing things as you, okay?!

Boggy B: Whatever. Once we bring back Professor Worminkle, I'll restore his sanity back to normal with a new invention I created, and we'll manipulate him into "joining" our team. Once we use him to get revenge at those teenagers, we will betray him and kill him, just like how he betrayed US!

Spadge: ...My plan was similar, but I'll stick with yours. Alright, I'm going to activate the machine... *sets the machine's "time range" to "Dinosaur Age", sets the "resurrection target" to "Professor Worminkle", and pushes a large, red button to activate*

Boggy B: This better work.

Spadge: It will... *the machine starts buzzing, vibrating, and making loud whirring noises, a large, red light starts blinking rapidly, and an explosion-like sound and a near-blinding flash occurs, engulfing the entire base in a white light, and then a green, ghostly mist covers the base's interior and exterior*

...

Clanger: ...Holy sh*t, did it work?

Spadge: I don't know, I don't see the Professor anywhere... *soon, the green, ghostly mist turns blood-red*

???: Ugh... Where... Am I...

Boggy B: What? ...Professor Worminkle? Is that you?!

???: Yes... *cough* *cough* Or at least I think I am...

Fluff: Oh my God... IT WORKED!

Spadge: Yes! I knew it would work!

Professor Worminkle: Boggy B... Is that you?

Boggy B: Yes, you old fool. I haven't missed you at all, by the way.

Clanger: You know, you're quite old, too, Boggy B...

Boggy B: WE'RE ALL OLD!

Professor Worminkle: *cough* *cough* You... Motherf**king... Pr*ck... I w-will... K-kill y-y-you... *cough* *cough* H-h-how c-could you... B-b-betray... M-m-m-me... *sneezes* PETER PIPER PICKED A PATCH OF PICKLED PEPPERS! HEE HEE HEE HEE! LA LA-LA LA-LA! LO LO-LO LO-LO!

Spadge: ...He's lost it. Boggy B, just restore his sanity, please!

Boggy B: Very well... *fires a harmless ray of light at the Professor, and the ghostly, red mist soon disappears*

Professor Worminkle: WOAH! What the hell... That was strange...

Boggy B: *walks over to the Professor and punches him in the face* Who's the motherf**king pr*ck, now?

Professor Worminkle: ARGH! ...Oh, my God... Ow... WHO DID THAT?! Boggy B?!

Spadge: *lifts the Professor and throws him against a wall* That's for backstabbing us... You old @$$hole.

Professor Worminkle: Ugh... WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU LEFT ME AT THAT ISLAND, HUH?! I WAS STRANDED THERE FOREVER! I'VE GONE COMPLETELY INSANE!

Clanger: YOU WERE ABOUT TO LEAVE US THERE, ANYWAYS! SO, F**K YOU!

Fluff: I'm going to punch you so hard...

Professor Worminkle: God, everyone wants to kill me now... Why did you bring me back and restore my sanity in the first place if you still hate me?

Boggy B: Because we're going to make a deal with you. Even though you're a manipulative @$$hole, you have some useful weapons and inventions. How about you help us against our main enemies, and if we succeed, we'll buy you a good house, furniture and things like television or computers, a car, and we'll also send to you a lot of cash, or maybe even jewels, and you can get a job... We're not kidding. We're rich as hell, so don't worry about us. What do you think?

Professor Worminkle: Shelter? Transportation? MONEY? A JOB?! ...No, you're just going to use me, aren't you? You're just going to make me help you kill your "enemies", and then you'll kill ME.

Boggy B: We would never do that. As much as we hate you, we will grant you a new life, as long as you help us... You're homeless right now, and you have no money. You have NOTHING. What are you going to do for the rest of your life? You're already aging. Just trust me. Even though it would be hard to resist turning on you like you did to us, we will keep our word.

Professor Worminkle: NO! YOU ARE LYING! YOU'RE GOING TO BETRAY ME! I KNOW YOU WILL!

Boggy B: Alright, then... If you don't accept this offer, we will WIPE YOU OUT FOR GOOD! *aims a Bazooka at the Professor, while everyone else aims Shotguns and Homing Missiles and Grenades and the like, at the Professor*

Professor Worminkle: ...Oh... Okay, then... I accept this offer... *gulp*

Boggy B: *puts away Bazooka* That's what I thought. And if I ever catch you trying to turn on us... I will end your life IMMEDIATELY. Understood, soldier?

Professor Worminkle: ...Um... Yes, sir...

Spadge: *everyone puts away their weapons* Good. Now, here is what you're supposed to do. Get rid of these teenagers with the names "Donny", "Leo", "Omelette", and "Brick", at ONCE. By the way, Omelette might be dead, we're not so sure... But at least Road Kill is most likely dead. Road Kill is not a Worm, he's a strange species called a "Chao".

Boggy B: I have a plan to get rid of those foolish, bratty teenagers.

Clanger: Heh heh heh...

Meanwhile, at the home of our heroes...

Leo: I'm so sad... I missed Road Kill...

Donny: Me too...

Brick: It's nighttime, now... Let's go to sleep.

Donny: Yeah, we should...

After our heroes get ready for bed...

Leo: Good night, guys...

Donny and Brick: Good night.

''...And they all slept peacefully. Day 2 of my memes is finally over. Time for Day 3!''

Rooster: COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOO...

Some Random Worm: *throws a rock at the rooster* SHUT UP!

Back at our heroes' house...

Donny: *yawn* Time for breakfast...

Leo and Brick: BREAKFAST?! YAY! *rushes to the kitchen*

Donny: WAIT! Get ready first, brush your teeth and stuff, you just woke up...

Leo and Brick: Aw... FINE. *goes to bathroom*

Donny: Hurry up in there...

So, after Leo, Donny, and Brick "get ready" and eat their breakfast, they just sat around and did nothing...

Donny: So... Now what should we do?

Leo: *sigh* I wonder how Omelette is doing...

Omelette: *wakes up* Ugh... What...?

Donny, Leo, and Brick: OMELETTE! YOU'RE OKAY!

Donny: *rushes to Omelette and hugs her* THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING ALIVE!

Omelette: ...You're welcome, I guess... *yawn*

???: Chao!

Leo: BAH! WHAT THE?!

???: Chao chao!

Donny: ...Road Kill?!

Leo: No, that can't be Road Kill... By the way, he's smaller than Road Kill, and apparently all he says is "chao". Road Kill never shuts up...

Brick: Oh, so that's a BABY Chao?

Donny: Yeah, I guess it is!

Baby Chao: Chao chao, chao, chao chao chao...

Leo: I still have that translator we used on Road Kill. Let's try it out...

Baby Chao: Heee! Gees! Rudeee Koll! Hi! Donna! Donna!

Donny: ...Is he trying to say my name? How cute!

Leo: Well, since it's a baby, it can't speak properly, yet...

Brick: Wait... Guys! I looked up "Chao" on the Internet and it says that if a mature Chao dies happily, it would be reincarnated into a new, baby Chao, and when that baby Chao grows up, it will be like the exact same Chao that died before! Guys, this baby Chao is ROAD KILL!

Baby Chao: Ye! Ye! Rood Keel mee!

Donny: ...But he didn't die happily... We never treated him good enough... *sheds a tear*

Leo: But listen to it, it sounds like it's trying to tell us that it's Road Kill!

Baby Chao: Ye... Yee... Yes... YES! YES! ME! ROOD KEEL! ME!

Leo: You see? It's Road Kill! Brick, you were right!

Brick: You see, Donny, he DID die happy. I admit, we should have treated him better, but he always seemed to be happy. He loved us, and we didn't treat him THAT bad, did we?

Donny: You may be right... Yeah, I think you're right!

Baby Chao: YES! I'M ROAD KILL, GEES! I MEAN, GUYS! I REEMEEMBRR ALL OF YOU! I mean, remember... Donny, Leo, Omelette, and Brick!

Omelette: Wow... It IS him...

Donny: Omelette, are you okay?

Omelette: Yeah, I'm fine... *cough* *cough*

Road Kill: What happened to you, Omelette?

Omelette: I have no idea... I just... I don't know...

Leo: I think she got shot by a weapon... It was obviously Boggy B. He must have sniped her.

Omelette: I'm going to get him...

Road Kill: Don't worry, Omelette... We'll get him.

Brick: Wow, you're already growing up fast! You're almost the same size as Road Kill... I mean, you're almost the same size as your previous incarnation. Heh heh...

Donny: So, wait, if it was possible to resurrect the original Road Kill's body after he's already reborn, then there would be TWO Road Kills?!

Leo: Well, since it's impossible to resurrect a Chao, that would never happen. But if it WERE possible, then... Maybe that would work.

Omelette: Wait... Why is it impossible to resurrect a Chao?

Donny: Because a Chao is born with a strange "Resurrection Shield", which prevents resurrection after death... Also, the Chao species is not even from our universe... Our technology does not work well on them.

Omelette: Oh. Okay.

Brick: Alright, he grew to his full size! He's back to normal now, as if he never died in the first place...

Road Kill: Chao's like being reincarnated, though... I feel so much cleaner and more comfortable, now!

Leo: Boggy B has gone way too far. He's going down...

At a grassy field close to our heroes' house...

Boggy B: Now is when we attack. We're going to destroy these teenagers, once and for all...

Professor Worminkle: Alright... *aims a large, powerful ground cannon at the house of our heroes* 3... 2... 1... FIRE! *fires the cannon*

Back at the house...

Donny: What was that? I heard something...

Donny and Leo: *looks out the window*

Leo: OH MY GOD! THERE'S SOME SORT OF HUGE ENERGY ORB, HURLING AT OUR HOUSE! I THINK BOGGY B IS ATTACKING US AGAIN! AAAAHHH!

Donny: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

Brick: Alright, Omelette is too weak to fight, and Road Kill is still... Well, I don't think he should fight right after he's reborn. I'm calling Derek and Johnson...

Donny and Omelette: Our husbands?! YAY!

Brick: And I'm also calling Bjorn. NO, not the Bjorn from Team Boggy B, I'm talking about Omelette's brother.

Omelette: YES! Thank you! *fortunately, the "huge energy orb" missed our heroes' house*

At the grassy fields...

Boggy B: DAMN IT! YOU MISSED! Fire again, fool!

Professor Worminkle: I get nervous when I'm around you, okay?! Goddamn...

Spadge: Just FIRE.

Professor Worminkle: Whatever. 3... 2... 1... FIRE! *fires again, but this time more accurately*

At the house...

???: Alright, we're here, Donny! I missed you...

Donny: Derek! You guys came back quickly! I missed you, too... And you look so sexy... *kisses Derek in the lips*

Leo: Disgusting... Um, guys? They fired another energy orb, and I think they're not going to miss this time!

Derek: Oh, hey! You're Leo, aren't you?

Leo: Well, yes, but you have to see thi-

???: Omelette! How's it going, baby? I missed you... I've heard about what happened to you, and I hope you get better soon! *kisses Omelette in the lips*

Omelette: I missed you too, Johnson... *sheds a tear*

Leo: Alright, this is just sickening! GUYS! LOOK OUTSIDE THE WIN-

Donny: Quiet, Leo! Don't you see we're trying to make out?! Geez... *continues to kiss Derek in the lips*

Johnson: I missed you, Omelette... And I always loved your name. I don't care if I'm allergic to omelettes... *continues to kiss Omelette in the lips*

Leo: Guys?! GUYS!

Brick: GUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYS!!! *suddenly, the whole house becomes quiet, and everyone stares at Brick*

Leo: ...Thank you, Brick. Donny, Omelette, look outside the window... Quickly!

Omelette: I'm too weak to get up... Ugh...

Donny: What is it, Leo? *looks outside the window* OH MY GOD! ANOTHER HUGE ENERGY ORB... THINGY!

Leo: Yes, and it's heading right toward us! It's definitely not going to miss this time! I'm going to stop it, right away! *goes outside and activates a large energy shield that covers the house, and runs back inside*

Brick: Woah, since when did we have an energy shield? Or force field... Whatever.

Donny: ...We always had one, Brick. *the energy orb hits the force field, causing a HUGE explosion, but leaving the house and the force field completely unharmed*

Leo: ...Ha! Is that all they got?

At the grassy fields...

Boggy B: Damn it! They activated some sort of energy shield! If you didn't miss the first time, we would have finally killed them!

Professor Worminkle: No-one knew they had an energy shield! God, always blaming me...

Spadge: That's it. We're going to get in there and kill them all. They can't stop our entire team...

Boggy B: Very well. Team Boggy B, INVADE THOSE TEENAGERS' HOUSE! *the entire team charges at our heroes' house*

At the house...

???: I'm here, guys! Sorry I'm late...

Omelette: It's okay, Bjorn. I haven't seen you in a while, though. I missed you...

Bjorn: Oh, hey Omelette! I missed you too...

Donny: Oh no, Boggy B and his ENTIRE TEAM are charging at us! They're going to kill us!

Leo: That can't be good. Get ready for another crazy battle, guys...

To be continued...

Two Bjorns
Previously, at the end of my ninth meme...

???: I'm here, guys! Sorry I'm late...

Omelette: It's okay, Bjorn. I haven't seen you in a while, though. I missed you...

Bjorn: Oh, hey Omelette! I missed you too...

Donny: Oh no, Boggy B and his ENTIRE TEAM are charging at us! They're going to kill us!

Leo: That can't be good. Get ready for another crazy battle, guys...

''So, Road Kill is back, and Omelette is okay. And everyone lived happily ever after, right? NO. There's never a happy ending if Boggy B is still alive. Now, all members of Team Boggy B are going to invade our heroes' house, and Omelette is too weak to fight, and Road Kill is still too young and inexperienced to fight (even though he grew back to full size). Fortunately, Brick called in Derek (Donny's "husband"), Johnson (Omelette's "husband"), and Bjorn (Omelette's younger brother). Can our heroes win? Time for an intense battle... Enjoy reading this meme!''

Leo: That can't be good. Get ready for another crazy battle, guys...

Donny: We're doomed... Just look at how many of them there are... We're outnumbered... WE NEED MORE BACKUP! Just three more Worms isn't enough!

Leo: Uh... That's all we can get. That's all the friends we have.

Donny: ...Really? Wow, we really need to make some friends... ACTUAL friends. Relatives and spouses don't count.

Brick: Here they come... Just pray... Pray that we make it out of this alive...

Omelette: *pretends to pray*

Outside...

Clanger: We made it to the house, but... This giant energy dome is in the way!

Boggy B: Goddamn force field... How are we going to get in?

Spadge: You're the genius, you're the one who comes up with the plans...

Boggy B: WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO IS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO THINK!

Professor Worminkle: ...Well, I'm a genius, too. I'll come up with something...

Boggy B: I'm obviously the most intelligent of all, I'll figure out a way in quickly.

Professor Worminkle: Well, HOW are we going to get in? HOW? By ramming our heads into the force field?

Boggy B: I'll ram YOUR head into a brick wall if you don't shut up.

Professor Worminkle: I hate you.

Boggy B: I HATE YOU, TOO!

At the house...

Leo: ...Um, I think they can't get in. Yeah, they can't get in! They're just standing there, yelling at each other. Well, I can't hear them, but at least they can't get in! Ha ha...

Donny: Wait a minute... Look at the guy with the glasses and the white hair and mustache... Is that... PROFESSOR WORMINKLE?!

Leo: What? No... It can't be...

Omelette: Professor Worminkle? Yeah, right... He should be a FOSSIL by now!

Donny: No, it's really him! They must have somehow brought him back to life...

Omelette: Really?! *tries to get up* Ugh... Wait... Oh my God... I can stand! I can STAND!

Brick: ...Good for you.

Omelette: *walks towards the window* I can walk, too!

Leo: That's great, but that guy is really Professor Worminkle! Just look...

Omelette: *looks out the window* Oh, God... It's really him!

Brick: Well, that's just great.

Road Kill: Huh? Oh, sorry guys... I fell asleep.

Derek, Johnson, and Bjorn: Me too...

Outside...

Professor Worminkle: Oh, I forgot about my force field disabler! Using this deactivates the energy shield. I can't believe I forgot about it...

Boggy B: ...What? You had one?! DAMN IT, I HAVE ONE, TOO, BUT I LEFT IT AT THE BASE! THIS WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!

Professor Worminkle: Well, sometimes people forget...

Boggy B: Why are you still talking? DISABLE THE ENERGY SHIELD, YOU FOOL!

Professor Worminkle: Short-tempered @$$hole... *disables the force field*

Boggy B: *smacks the Professor in the face, and then breaks the door open* PREPARE TO DIE!

Donny, Leo, Omelette, Brick, and Road Kill: AAAAHHH!

Derek, Johnson, and Bjorn: ...What?

Leo: But... But... How did you get in?

Spadge: SILENCE! You annoying teenagers will finally be wiped out from history, and now we even have Professor Worminkle himself with us...

Omelette: Alright, just shut up. Now someone tell me, WHO SHOT ME AND ROAD KILL?

Boggy B: You're ALIVE?! GODDAMN IT! That's right, I shot you, AND your annoying friend. With a Sniper Rifle. Is that HIM over there?!

Omelette: Yup, that's Road Kill right over there... He died, but he's been reincarnated. What's the matter? Are you angry now, like you always are?

Boggy B: Why you little... *attempts to punch Omelette in the face, but surpisingly she dodges the punch, and then Spadge and Clanger hold Boggy B, trying to calm him down* GO TO HELL, YOU PITIFUL, WORTHLESS TEENAGE COWGIRL!

Omelette: Hee hee hee, it's so amusing to watch you all mad and angwy... Wittle baby want a new dipie?

Boggy B: NOW YOU'RE BABY-TALKING WITH ME? YOU SON OF A FAT B*TCH! *struggles* LET ME GO, YOU-

Spadge: Boggy B, enough!

Clanger: Just calm down! We'll get them!

Boggy B: *breathes heavily and angrily* I hate you all...

...

Boggy B: Alright, I've "calmed down", now let go of me... *Spadge and Clanger release Boggy B, and after doing so, he charges at Omelette and jumps on top of her*

Omelette: AAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Boggy B: *pulls out a knife* Do you want me to brutally torture you instead of killing you? Huh? HUH? *attempts to stab Omelette's tail, but right before he does, Leo kicks Boggy B in the face*

Donny: Uh-oh... I think he's getting madder now...

Boggy B: ...You... YOU... YOU MINDLESS TW@T! I'M GOING TO F**K YOU UP! *rams his head into Leo's gut, and punches him the face and attempts to stab him in the chest, but Brick grabs Boggy B and lifts him right before he stabs Leo*

Leo: Ugh... *passes out*

Brick: Alright, ENOUGH OF THIS!

Boggy B: PUT ME DOWN, YOU GIANT APE!

Brick: As you wish... *slams Boggy B towards the floor, enraging him even more*

Boggy B: GAH! YOU LITTLE... YOU SON OF A... I'M GOING TO... GAAAAH! *kicks Brick in the face, headbutts him, and hurls him towards the wall*

Brick: ...Ugh... *spits out a tooth, and passes out*

Omelette: *charges at Boggy B* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Donny: Omelette, are you crazy?! You're still too weak to fight! He'll kill you!

Omelette: I DON'T CARE! I FEEL BETTER NOW, ACTUALLY! *attempts to tackle Boggy B, but Boggy B suddenly grabs her by the neck and strangles her*

Boggy B: Ignorant, foolish child...

Omelette: *mouth starts foaming, and gurgles* ECK... ECK... L-L-LET... GO OF M-ME... ECK...

Boggy B: Very well... *hurls Omelette towards Brick's unconscious body, knocking her out*

Spadge: That's it, LET'S JUST KILL EVERYONE AND GET ON WITH OUR LIVES! *the entire team (and Professor Worminkle) charges at our heroes, holding weapons like Bazookas and Grenades*

''An intense battle has begun once again, like the one at the cafe from yesterday. Clanger punches Donny, but then Donny punches Clanger back and then picks him up and hurls him towards Fluff (What a girl!), and then Leo wakes up and headbutts Pinky, but then Clagnut kicks him away, and then Derek throws a broken glass bottle at Boggy B, but NOTHING happens to Boggy B (It didn't even harm him even a LITTLE, and he didn't even bother dodging it. What the hell?!), and then Boggy B shoots Derek's tail twice with a Shotgun (and Derek starts screaming in pain), but then Donny gets enraged and then tackles Boggy B, but then Boggy B shoves her into a wall and throws a Grenade at her, but then Donny throws the Grenade out of the window. Then Boggy C attempts to punch Bjorn (Omelette's brother) in the face, but Bjorn dodges and throws a bouncy ball at Boggy C. This pisses off Boggy C, so he lit the bouncy ball on fire and threw it back, and then he aimed a Shotgun at Bjorn. Then Bjorn ran away and hid behind under a couch. Then Omelette wakes up and fires a Flamethrower at Boggy C, but Boggy C simply ran towards Omelette and punched her, sending her flying across the room. Then Leo wakes up and tries to shoot Dennis with a Shotgun, but Dennis dodges and run towards Leo and headbutts him, causing him to be dizzy. Then Brick wakes up, and Professor Worminkle fired a laser beam at Brick, but Brick dodges, then the Professor punches Brick in the face. Brick gets angry and tries to kick the Professor, but the Professor dodges, pulls out a knife (that was bloody like Boggy B's), and tries to stab Brick in the face, but Leo kicks the Professor away from Brick. And then Boggy B aims at Road Kill with a Sniper Rifle again, but Johnson and Donny both see Boggy B and angrily punches him away before he shoots Road Kill. Then, Bjorn from Team Boggy B and Bjorn (Omelette's brother) meet each other...''

Bjorn 1 (Omelette's brother): ...Oh, hello.

Bjorn 2 (Team Boggy B): ...Hello.

Bjorn 1: ...So, how's it going?

Bjorn 2: Pretty good.

...

Bjorn 1: ...Heh, all this fighting... Silly, right?

Bjorn 2: Heh heh, yeah...

Bjorn 1: So... I'll be seeing you, then.

Bjorn 2: ...Okay. Goodbye...

''...Um, okay... So... Anyways, back to the fighting. Must I explain more? There was lots of fighting, punching, gunshots, explosions, blood... After a while, everyone in the room was exhausted. Well, except for Boggy B, Spadge, and Professor Worminkle...''

Boggy B: Look at you all... Pathetic. Get over here, Team Boggy B! *all the exhausted members of Team Boggy B immediately teleport to Boggy B*

Vincent: Ugh... What is it?

Boggy B: These weak, dimwitted teenagers are now exhausted. We're going to get out of this house, and blow it to smithereens, and those teenagers will be finally eradicated for good...

Bjorn (Omelette's brother): Not so fast! I heard what you said! And Bjorn here is an awesome guy. When we first met, we had a short and awkward chat, but then we talked again while you guys were fighting like crazy and we had a good time! But of course, you were too busy punching my friends to notice... Bjorn is now part of OUR team, not your team anymore!

Spadge: GODDAMN, you're an imbecile...

Bjorn (Omelette's brother): What... Wait, what did you- OHHH, I get it... HEY! YOU CALLED ME DUMB! *makes a childish frown* HMPH!

Clanger: This is just laughable.

Bjorn (Team Boggy B): Sorry, Bjorn, but... I can't turn on my own team. These guys are like family to me. Even though Boggy B tells me to shut up a lot... But we'll meet again, soon. Bye, Bjorn!

Bjorn (Omelette's brother): Oh... Okay, then. Bye... *Team Boggy B goes outside, and then they teleport to the nearby grassy fields where that large cannon was*

Back at the fields...

Professor Worminkle: Alright, now I'm going to destroy their house for REAL this time...

Boggy B: *pushes the Professor out of the way* Just let ME do it, this time! *aims at the house* 3... 2... 1- *before Boggy B finished, a familiar-looking Worm came*

???: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Boggy B: What?! Wait a minute... ARE YOU-

???: SHUT UP!

Boggy B: SHUT THE F**K UP, MORON! Are you Jeremy?!

???: That's right... I'm Jeremy. The Scientist Worm you killed with an Armageddon. I was resurrected by my Scout Worm friend Ronald's younger brother Timothy. You know, Ronald? The Scout Worm you chopped to pieces? Timothy also resurrected Ronald and Harry, Jeremy's older brother, who you ALSO killed. And NOW, we're going to get revenge at you, by joining Donny and Leo's team, and DESTROYING you! I was friends with Donny, Leo, Omelette, Brick, and Road Kill... Now, it's payback time!

Ronald: Remember me, @$$hole?

Harry: Yeah, and ME?

Boggy B: You little f**k! I'll just kill you and EVERYONE ELSE again, INCLUDING that bast@rd Timothy so he can't resurrect you again...

Jeremy: No, you won't. And do you want to know why my brother Harry said "he is grateful to me" when he saved me from your laser beam, uh... Thing? It's because I saved his life multiple times, and then he returned the favor by saving MY life. THAT'S what good brothers always do.

Boggy B: ...AND?

Jeremy: ...Well, that's it. I just thought you were wondering why Harry said that...

Boggy B: ...You idiot. *fires a Bazooka at Jeremy, but Jeremy dodges it*

Timothy: Nice try, Boggy B...

Jeremy: ...GOODBYE! *teleports to our heroes' house with Ronald, Harry, and Timothy*

Boggy B: SON OF A B*TCH! THIS ISN'T OVER!

Spadge: GET THEM!

Boggy B: Wait... Why should we charge again? I was ABOUT to fire this cannon to blow up the house, until those f*ggots came...

Spadge: Oh... Right. Do that, we can just get rid of them all at ONCE! Heh heh...

Professor Worminkle: Their shield is disabled, so they can't do anything now. But aim this cannon VERY steadily, it's somewhat difficult to control it...

Boggy B: Affirmative. *aims at our heroes' house, and fires very accurately*

Bjorn (Team Boggy B): I already miss Bjorn...

Back at our heroes' house...

Donny: OH NO! THEY'RE FIRING THAT THING AGAIN!

Leo: DAMN IT! I JUST WANT SOME REST, I'M EXHAUSTED!

Omelette: AND OUR SHIELD IS NOT ACTIVE! SOMEONE, TURN IT BACK ON, QUICKLY!

Bjorn (Omelette's brother): *sigh* I missed Bjorn already...

''What will happen next? We'll find out in my next meme...''

Meet Tara
Previously, at the end of my tenth meme...

Donny: OH NO! THEY'RE FIRING THAT THING AGAIN!

Leo: DAMN IT! I JUST WANT SOME REST, I'M EXHAUSTED!

Omelette: AND OUR SHIELD IS NOT ACTIVE! SOMEONE, TURN IT BACK ON, QUICKLY!

Bjorn (Omelette's brother): *sigh* I missed Bjorn already...

''Those two Bjorns seem to quite like each other... Anyways, Boggy B is still not giving up yet. He's still trying to blow up our heroes' house. Also, Jeremy, Ronald, and Harry have FINALLY returned... And a new character called Timothy, Ronald's younger brother. Also, a character that you might know will appear in this meme... (You probably know who it is already, thanks to the title of this meme...) So, enjoy reading this meme!''

Bjorn (Omelette's brother): *sigh* I missed Bjorn already...

Omelette: How could you be friends with one of our enemies? BJORN IS PART OF TEAM BOGGY B! BOGGY B IS OUR ENEMY! HE'S CRAZY, AND EVIL!

Bjorn (Omelette's brother): I know, but, Bjorn is different! He's really nice! ...I think. Is he like Boggy B? I hope not...

Leo: Yeah, whatever, I'm going to reactivate the force field, right away! *rushes outside and tries to turn on the energy shield, which is already "turned on" but not working* What the?! WHY ISN'T THIS THING WORKING?! Oh no... THEY DISABLED IT! THAT'S HOW THEY GOT IN HERE! WE'RE DOOMED! Come on, Leo, think, think... Okay. *rushes back inside, takes a large, powerful laser gun, and rushes back outside* I hope this works! *fires a large laser beam at the giant energy blast, right before it hit the house, and the energy blast stops moving* Phew, that was close... Oh no... *the energy blast gets closer to Leo, and then Leo, still firing the laser beam, increases the power of the beam and slowly pushes the energy blast back to Team Boggy B* Come on, come on...

At the fields...

Boggy B: What?! WHAT?! Now someone at their house is firing a LASER BEAM at the energy blast?!

Spadge: You have got to be sh*tting me.

Professor Worminkle: F**k those teenagers! HOW ABOUT WE FIRE ANOTHER BLAST, SEE IF THEY CAN HANDLE TWO AT ONCE!

Boggy B: No, we can't. The cannon overheated, it needs EIGHT HOURS to cool down, so we can't use it anymore for now... Goddamn it...

Spadge: ...We are so goddamn unlucky today.

Clanger: I hope that energy blast extirpates them.

At the house...

Derek: What's Leo doing outside?

Donny: Apparently our force field was disabled, since Leo failed to activate it. But he's firing a huge laser beam at the energy blast, which seems to be slowing it down...

Derek: Oh... That's good.

Jeremy: Hey, guys!

Everyone except Jeremy, Ronald, Harry, and Timothy: AAAAAHHH!

Omelette: Holy crap! Where did THESE guys come from?! GET OUT OF OUR- WAIT a minute... WAIT A MINUTE! Jeremy?! ...Is that you? And Ronald, Harry, and... Some other guy?

Ronald: That's right, it's us! And this guy here is Timothy. He's my little brother, and he resurrected us all... Isn't that great?

Donny: Yeah, great! We couldn't believe it when that psychopathic monster killed you guys... Well, Timothy, you didn't die, since you weren't there...

Timothy: ...I know.

Jeremy: Anyways, we would love to join you guys so we can get revenge at Boggy B... We need you guys. That demented Worm is completely out of control! Oh, and it's about time you had a SCIENTIST on your team, eh?

Timothy: Ronald is a Scout Worm. I'm just a normal Soldier Worm. Why is he smaller than me if he's older?

Ronald: Size doesn't matter, you know. Look at how old Boggy B is, and he's much stronger than any Heavy Worm, much more intelligent than any Scientist Worm, and much quicker than any Scout Worm! And he's only just a normal Soldier Worm, but with a long, creepy scar running down his right eye... He's actually slightly smaller than ordinary Soldier Worms. But just a little bit.

Donny: For some reason, that scar has always creeped me out... By the way, we'd love for you to join us. We need to expand our team...

Johnson: ...Who are these guys, exactly?

Brick: Jeremy, Ronald, and Harry were friends of ours, but they were killed by Boggy B a few days ago. Ronald's brother Timothy resurrected them, fortunately.

Road Kill: I missed Suzette...

Omelette: Who?

Road Kill: My former awner. I MEAN, OWNER! Even though I grew back to full size, my English is still a bit weird... Suzette was so nice and loving to me. She changed my diaper, she fed me, and how did I repay her? By CRYING all day. Babies are annoying, and I was ashamed to be one... Suzette was also hot.

Donny: Really? Hotter than me?

Road Kill: Hmm... Well. that's a tough question, but you're both hot. Hee hee.

Donny: Thanks, and I hope this Suzette treated you well... She sounds like a very nice lady.

Road Kill: Yeah, she is... It's funny that she is Boggy B's younger sister.

Donny: BOGGY B'S YOUNGER SISTER?! EVIL! SHE'S EVIL! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Road Kill: Calm down, just because she's related to Boggy B doesn't mean she has the same personality as him. Besides, she's Boggy B's YOUNGER sister. It's usually the younger siblings that are nicer, while the older siblings are mostly the jerks... And Suzette isn't part of Team Boggy B, and she doesn't even live with them. Boggy B dislikes girls...

Omelette: Well, boys suck, too... Except for you guys, I mean.

Bjorn: ...Okay.

Outside...

Leo: *still firing the laser beam* YES! It's working! The giant energy blast thing is being pushed away from my laser! Come on, just a little more power... *increases the power to maximum, and the laser becomes so powerful that it completely destroys the energy blast* YES! I did it! *stops firing and turns off the laser gun* Finally! Time to get rid of these guys... *goes back inside the house*

At the fields...

Boggy B: DAMN IT! They destroyed the energy blast! Alright, I'm summoning an Armageddon. I just want to FINALLY get my revenge, and then LEAVE.

Spadge: Good idea. Summon an Armageddon, and then we can get out of here. Their shield is disabled, so they can't do anything...

Boggy B: Affirmative. *is about to summon an Armageddon, but interrupted by the Professor*

Professor Worminkle: WAIT! When we teleport back to the base, I'm going to hold on to the energy cannon so it can teleport with us. I don't want to leave it here, exposed to the Armageddon.

Boggy B: ...Okay, and?

Professor Worminkle: ...Nothing else.

Boggy B: Moron... *summons an Armageddon, and then teleports back to the base with everyone else (and Professor Worminkle holds on to the cannon while he teleports, and the cannon teleports with him)*

At the house...

Leo: Alright, guys! I stopped the energy blast. Before they fire another one, let's get them! They're going to regret coming here!

Donny: Yeah!

Omelette: *looking out the window* Um... Guys? Why is the sky turning red?

Leo: *looks out the window* Wow... It's getting really dark, and the sky IS turning red... It's a thunderstorm? Wait... Yeah, it's a thunderstorm, but I also see... ASTEROIDS?! OH NO! THEY SUMMONED AN ARMAGEDDON, AND THEN THEY LEFT WITH THEIR CANNON! WE'RE SCREWED!

Donny: OH NO! WE HAVE TO GET THE FORCE FIELD TO WORK! IT'S COMPLETELY INDESTRUCTIBLE, AND IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT CAN PROTECT US!

Leo: THE FORCE FIELD IS DISABLED! IT CAN'T WORK! I TRIED EVERYTHING I CAN, BUT IT'S COMPLETELY USELESS NOW! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE, DON'T WORRY, WE'LL GET A NEW HOUSE!

Donny: But... Leo... Please...

Omelette: Sorry, but Leo's right, Donny. We have to leave this house. Let's go, guys, QUICKLY! *everyone in the house teleports far away*

''So Donny, Leo, Omelette, Brick, Road Kill, Derek, Johnson, Bjorn, Jeremy, Ronald, Harry, and Timothy have left the house, forever. They had to act quickly. The Armageddon destroyed the entire area, leaving nothing but dirt, rocks, and ash. The entire house was decimated, and some of our heroes are now homeless... What are they going to do?''

Meanwhile, at a noisy, rainy city...

Donny: ...We're homeless...

Omelette: This is horrible... I feel like crying...

Donny: I'm so cold... Under all this heavy rain... And I'm starving...

Leo: At least we have each other. Don't worry, we'll find a home... We can get a new house if we steal a lot of money! Heh heh...

Brick: ...You're JOKING, right?

Leo: Yeah, pretty much...

Derek: Sorry guys, but we gotta go. We're not homeless, so I guess we can, you know... Go home?

Omelette: Sure, I guess.

Johnson: Alright, then. Bye, guys! Wish you luck!

Donny: WAIT! Derek, Johnson, Bjorn, Jeremy, Ronald, Harry, Timothy... Can't all you guys combine all your money to make enough money for us to buy a new house?

Derek: Good idea, but... I NEED MY MONEY, MAN! Sorry...

Donny: Please, Derek... Please... For me? *sheds a tear*

Derek: ...Alright. Let's combine our money, but let's go to a safe place first where no-one can bug us...

After a while, they finally combined all their money and the result was $523,146.

Donny: WOAH... That's a LOT of money, I don't think we need that much... Alright, give us 100,000 dollars and that'll be it.

Bjorn: 100,000 dollars? Are you insane?

Donny: Fine, 70,000 dollars...

Johnson: ...Very well. 70,000 dollars it is. Here you go... *gives the $70,000 to Donny, Leo, Omelette, and Brick*

Leo: Thank you!

Ronald: Bye, guys... *Derek, Johnson, Bjorn, Jeremy, Ronald, Harry, and Timothy teleport back to their homes*

???: Oh no, they gave you money? I was hoping for you teenagers to live on homeless and starve to death...

Donny, Leo, Omelette, Brick, and Road Kill: AAAAAAHHH! BOGGY B!

Boggy B: SHUT THE F**K UP! You will pay for what you've done. I will never give up. Someday, I will finally have my revenge, and you will be destroyed... I might even torture you for eternity if I ever get the chance, which is even better... *teleports away*

Leo: ...I hate my life...

Meanwhile, at Team Boggy B's base...

Spadge: We're doing better, now, Boggy B... Those teenagers are homeless and weak now, and they have no protection or shelter... One day, we will finally destroy them. I know we will.

Boggy B: Yes, and Professor Worminkle... I salute you, soldier.

Professor Worminkle: ...Uh, WHAT?! What good have I EVER done since you resurrected me?

Boggy B: I left my force field disabler here, at the base. You had yours with you, and if you hadn't disabled the force field, we never would have had a chance to attack them, and they never would have become homeless. Since you disabled the force field, their house was defenseless, and they had no choice but to flee from the Armageddon, and their home is now destroyed, leaving them homeless and unprotected. They are vulnerable now, because of you. Congratulations. Keep this up, and we even might let you join our team... *whispers to Spadge* That's a lie. Remember, we're manipulating him...

Professor Worminkle: Really?! Thank you, but... You're the one who summoned the Armageddon.

Boggy B: I KNOW, but the Armageddon wouldn't have done anything to them if the force field wasn't disabled.

Professor Worminkle: Yes, you are right... Good point.

Boggy B: However, some of those teenagers' friends combined all their money and gave some of it to them. They gave them 70,000 dollars, and they are going to use that money to buy a new house. We must stop them. Since they are still currently weak and have no shelter, we must annihilate them before they buy the house.

Spadge: Yes, sir.

...

Bjorn: Is Bjorn alright? I'm talking about Omelette's brother. How's he doing?

Clanger: WE DON'T KNOW, OKAY?!

Bjorn: God, calm down... I'm going to call him.

Back at the streets...

Donny: I can't believe this... I hate Boggy B for doing this to us...

Leo: It's okay, Donny, tomorrow, we'll buy a newer, better, bigger house. Our old house was kinda small...

???: Donny? Leo? Omelette? Is that you?

Omelette: TARA?!

???: Yes, it's me, Tara... What are you guys doing here?

Donny: Boggy B destroyed our house... We're homeless, now, but our friends gave us enough money for us to buy a new house. We'll buy one tomorrow.

Tara: Oh... Well, that's too bad. You see, my house was destroyed, too... It was on fire, and eventually burned to the ground... I guess I shouldn't have overcooked that dirt-casserole.

Leo: Casserole made of dirt? Sounds deli- I mean, sorry to hear that...

Tara: Oh, can I join you guys? I heard you're forming some sort of team... Please?

Omelette: Sure!

Road Kill: ...Who's Tara?

Tara: Oh, thank you guys! I won't disappoint you, I promise...

To be continued...

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