Johnny Topples

Johnny Topples is the true primary protagoninst of Worms, Worms Reinforcements, Worms and Reinforcements United, Worms: The Directors Cut, Worms 2, Worms Armageddon, Worms World Party, Worms 3D, Worms 4: Mayhem, Worms Forts: Under Siege, Worms: Ultimate Mayhem and anal worms and is a enemy of worms and killing the Tyler, Thomas, Julie Berrnetts, Valroy Valory Hudson. But Mr. Topples, I will send them to work, but go to Mr. Topples's house. Mr. Topples wants to kill the worms, but worms kill, worms, Mr. Topples, Mr. Topples wants to run away from the worms, but the worms want to chase Mr. Topples and kill. They fail because you cannot topple THE TOPPLER and his capacity for fear is proportional to his estrogen synthesis, which is to say, nonexistent. He is also known erroneously as Johnny Cao (of whom there never was one) and is responsible for killing Bootman Bill and Bootman Bill killing. Tyler is an ugly incel not worth killing.

Johnny Topples kills Police Officers killing Thomas (kwab) but Police Officers not killing Johnny Topples, and Johnny Topples kill. Johnny Topples go see Ghajini in theater (which is better than Meme-nto) but Gajinas show up and say "India superpower 2020" and they kill theater and theaters killing. Johnny Topples flexes and Gajinas killed and also killing Faimly Man and India is defeated and implode into shit vortex. Johnny Yopples looks at camera and say while solving quantum mechanics "It is for this reason, man, that I must beseech thee to acquire such mediums of entertainment broadcast ON DEMAND" and go home to watch Rampart and Rampart watching in pool while glazing over Juli's breasts with his decatuplet-inducing nuclear semen explosion.