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Hello there. I'm just a normal Wikia contributor, and a BIG Worms fan who edits here everyday. I'm thinking about creating my own account here. All you need to know about me is that I'm male (obviously). I care about this Wiki and I deal with vandalism, so if you vandalize (or do something stupid), you better watch out, because I have anger issues and I don't take vandalism lightly. Also, since I don't have an account here, you can call me Boggy B (or "Worms Legend 29" or "Dark Vortex 29" if you wish). I used to write my own "memes" here (don't ask why I call them "memes"), but I cancelled them for now. If you want to know why, go to the "Victory (CANCELLED)" section at the very bottom of this talk page. I wrote my memes here and here, in case you'd like to read them.

Anyways, the Worms series is my favorite game series of all time. Absolutely NOTHING can beat this wonderful game series. Seriously, this franchise is so ridiculously underrated that it's laughable. Poor Worms is always overshadowed by Angry Birds, Call of Duty, Halo, etc. Team17 deserves better than this. At least the series is getting more popular now. Even some of my friends know Worms. They need to make a TV show based on Worms. I would LOVE that.

Favorite Worms Game: Worms 4: Mayhem (the first Worms game I ever played)

Favorite Weapon: Nuclear Bomb (Worms 3D)

I don't know why I love the Nuke so much. It's just so cool, and quite powerful.

Name one weapon that's more bad-ass than the Nuke on my talk page... If you dare.

Here is a list of all the Worms games I own, in order from most favorite to least favorite (I love them all, though).

Worms 4: Mayhem (PC)

Worms: Ultimate Mayhem (PlayStation 3)

Worms 3D (PC)

Worms Forts: Under Siege (PC)

Worms Armageddon (PC)

Worms: World Party (PC)

Worms 2 Demo (PC)

Worms: Reloaded (PC)

Worms Reinforcements (PC)

Worms: Open Warfare (PlayStation Portable)

Worms Blast (PC)

Worms Pinball (PC)

Wow... That's a lot of Worms games. The 3D games are my favorite. They're so underrated, and always overshadowed by Worms Armageddon. Worms Armageddon is great (and it's my favorite 2D Worms game), but I prefer the 3D Worms. My first Worms game was also a 3D game (Worms 4: Mayhem). The 3D Worms games require more skill and precision, which most of the 2D fan-boys don't have. I agree, the Ninja Rope is much better in the second generation Worms games (for example, Worms Armageddon), since it's easier to control. But I don't care, I still like everything else about the 3D Worms games. You can't change my opinion.

I was excited when I first got Worms: Ultimate Mayhem in 2012, but I was slightly disappointed. I was expecting both Worms 4: Mayhem weapons and Worms 3D weapons all in one game, but they were just the exact same Worms 4: Mayhem weapons, with one extra utility - the Binoculars. And it still has the same Story Mode. Also, it is now impossible to do the Icarus Potion Cheat (a trick from Worms 4: Mayhem), and that was one of my favorite things about Worms 4: Mayhem. The greatest cheat of all time. If you don't know what I'm talking about, search "Worms 4: Mayhem Icarus Potion Cheat" on YouTube. It's probably some sort of glitch, but it's devastating.

I still love Worms: Ultimate Mayhem, but I still prefer ''Worms 4: Mayhem. It brought back memories, it has the Icarus Potion Trick (unlike Worms: Ultimate Mayhem''), and the music is fantastic. Worms: Ultimate Mayhem has good music too, but I prefer the Worms 4: Mayhem music. At least Worms: Ultimate Mayhem has some cool stuff that Worms 4: Mayhem doesn't, like being able to save your own custom landscape, or the additional Worms 3D Campaign Mode. Also, the Worms (and the narrator) have actual voices when they speak in the cutscenes, instead of the simple "me-me" voices. Worms: Ultimate Mayhem is my second favorite Worms game. Case closed.

Worms Blast and Worms Pinball are my least favorite Worms games because they're just spin-offs, not part of the actual series. But they're still awesome.

Here is my Top 5 Favorite Weapons list...

5. Mike's Carpet Bomb

4. Concrete Donkey

3. Earthquake

2. Armageddon

1. Nuclear Bomb

The Armageddon is a bit overpowered, but amazing. It can destroy EVERYTHING. It was so close to being Number 1... So close...

The Earthquake is a (somewhat) destructive weapon too. If there are a lot of Mines and Oil Drums, there will be a lot of explosions and fire. And if a lot of Worms are next to the water, there will be a lot of deaths. If a lot of Worms are on cliffs or Girders, then you guessed it - there will be a LOT of fall damage. Heh heh.

To be honest, the Concrete Donkey is a bit overrated in my opinion... That's one of the reasons why it's not Number 1. Like the Armageddon, the Concrete Donkey is a bit overpowered, but who cares? It's destructive, awesome, and the perfect weapon for taking out Darksiders and frozen Worms.

Mike's Carpet Bomb is the ultimate "strike weapon" (if the Concrete Donkey doesn't count as a "strike weapon"). It's even better than the French Sheep Strike, in my opinion. Too bad it doesn't appear in other Worms games. Also, did you know that this weapon is a pun based on real carpet bombing? Because Mike's Carpet Bomb deploys ACTUAL carpets (well, EXPLOSIVE carpets). Heh heh...

By the way, ever heard of Boggy B? What an awesome character. The legendary hero of Worms. Spadge is cool, too.

Thank you for visiting my profile. Happy editing, everyone! (And don't you DARE edit my profile.)

One more thing... If you EVER vandalize in this Wiki, you'll wish you never came here. I will become your worst nightmare, because we STRICTLY forbid vandalism. I'll hunt you down, threaten and harshly insult you, ask an admin to ban you, and soon you'll be banned. For at least a year. GOT IT?

We've been through a lot of hell, so I don't care how much you vandalize, either a little or a lot. You'll be banned no matter what. (And I'll just undo the vandalism. HA!)

...Goodbye.